Lawyer jokes
Lawyer jokes and humor! You will find lawyer jokes about greed, crime, billing hours, ethics, other professions, and more!
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A defendant 2012/11/08 A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to hislawyer. "If I los.. Punishment? 2012/11/08 A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place ofeternal torment,.. Lawyer Vacancy 2012/11/08 There was a job opening in the country's most prestigious law firm and it finally come.. Lawyer Lightbulb 2012/11/08 How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can you afford?.. Second Opinion 2012/11/08 A Doctor and his wife were having a heated argument at breakfast. The Doctor, clearly miff.. The Lost Ball 2012/11/08 Two lawyers, Jon and Bill, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Bill a $50.. i know him 2012/11/08 A small town prosecuting barrister called his first witness to the stand in a trial - a at.. NASA Mars Mission 2012/11/08 NASA was interviewing professionals they were planning on sending to Mars. The touchy part.. Smartest Man 2012/11/08 A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a .. It's Against the Law to... 2012/11/08 In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your .. The Godfather 2012/11/08 The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a room to meet withhis accountant. .. Lawyer is lying 2012/11/08 How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?His lips are moving... Funniest One Liners 2012/11/07 Depression is merely anger without enthusiasmEagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked.. Magic Mirror 2012/11/07 In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants w.. A woman 2012/11/07 A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told the physician that her husbandhad develope.. Common 2012/11/07 Q. What do a lawyer and a prostitute have in common?A. They both screw people out of money.. The Rabbit and the Snake 2012/11/07 There's a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the blind rabbit tells.. The first profession 2012/11/07 A doctor, an engineer, a rabbi and a lawyer were debating who was the world'sfirst profess.. Don't Mess with 2012/11/07 Defense Attorney: "Would you please state your age to the court for the record.".. Justice System 2012/11/07 What is the worst thing about our justice system? You're leaving your fate in the hands of.. Broke 2012/11/07 What do you call an honest lawyer?Broke... One day a Pope and 2012/11/07 One day a Pope and a lawyer die. They arrive at the Pearly Gates together and are ushered .. Difference Between a Lawyer ... 2012/11/07 What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?A rooster awakes each morning ready .. The Bunny and the Snake 2012/11/07 A little blind bunny and a little blind snake met each other in thewoods one day and, as n.. Garbage Can 2012/11/07 When a lawyer dies how come he has only 2 pall bearers?There are only 2 handles on a garba.. Settled the Case! 2012/11/07 A young attorney, 'who had taken over his father's practice', rushed home elated one night.. No Lawyers 2012/11/07 In Bakersfield, California, developers of the Fairway Oaks communitydesigned their dream h.. Grandmas Dead 2012/11/07 "Do you believe in life after death?", the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir", th.. Lawyer and fertilizer 2012/11/07 What's the difference between a lawyer and a bag of fertilizer?One's a bag of crap, and th.. Q. How many lawyer jokes are there? 2012/11/06 Q. How many lawyer jokes are there?A. Three...the rest are all true... Total:
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