Lawyer jokes
Lawyer jokes and humor! You will find lawyer jokes about greed, crime, billing hours, ethics, other professions, and more!
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747 full of lawyers 2012/11/06 Q: Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?A: He threatened to releas.. With a nurse 2012/11/06 Attorney: Doctor, what treatment did you give this man?Doctor: I cleansed the wound, sutur.. Promotion 2012/11/06 An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnite, insisting that he talk to him rega.. Two lions 2012/11/06 Two lions were lying around in the jungle. One of them his licking his asshole.The other l.. I'm OK 2012/11/06 An Amish man named Samuel was injured when a car at an intersection struckhim and his hors.. FRIVILOUS LAW SUITS BY US JAILBIRDS 2012/11/05 A Virginia inmate tried to sue him for $5 million on the grounds that he hadgotten drunk a.. Horny Young Man 2012/11/05 A horny young man went to a brothel...The lady at the counter asked him what his choice wo.. Ooh... saw that one coming. 2012/11/05 What's the difference between a dead dog in the middle of the road and a dead lawyer in th.. THE YOUNG ATTORNEY ON VACATION 2012/11/05 For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations atthis country inn.. Lawyers stinkin' up the place 2012/11/05 Q: Why do you need only two pallbearers at a lawyer's funeral?A: There are only two handle.. Unreasonable bill 2012/11/05 A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to itemize costs. The state.. Pay for Sex 2012/11/05 One evening, after attending the theater, two gentlemen werewalking down the avenue when t.. You won't go to jail 2012/11/05 A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking d.. Top Ten things that Sound Dirty in Law that Aren't 2012/11/05 10. Have you looked through her briefs? 9. He is one hard judge! 8. Counselor, let's do it.. Plumber 2012/11/05 A pipe bursts in a lawyer's house, so he calls a plumber.The plumber arrives, unpacks his .. Vacation 2012/11/05 For 3 years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. T.. Lawyer's club 2012/11/05 A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a f.. Strong arm of the law 2012/11/05 An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd anddiligent, so busin.. What Did A Lawyer Name His ... 2012/11/05 What Did A Lawyer Name His Daughter?Sue!!.. Gates of heaven 2012/11/05 The lawyer is standing at the gate to Heaven and St. Peter is listing his sins: 1) Defendi.. Why Promise the Truth? 2012/11/05 In every single sex scandal that there is, in any court case that is, youalways have to pr.. Defiance 2012/11/05 What is the difference between a rooster and a lawyer? The rooster clucks defiance. Submit.. Who Gives A F--- 2012/11/05 Two Southern belles were having a picnic in a park. The first one says, "See my new diamon.. Steep 2012/11/05 A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates."$50.00 for thre.. Smart dog 2012/11/05 A doctor, a lawyer, and an architect were arguing about who had the smartest dog. They dec.. How many lawyers does 2012/11/05 How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof? 3 1/2 if you slice em' right... Lawyers love sushi! 2012/11/05 Q: Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?A: It's called, Sosumi... Hole in One 2012/11/05 There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be fou.. How Far Was It? 2012/11/05 At a trial, an attorney was putting witnesses through an exactingcross-examination, and wa.. 3 Questions 2012/11/04 A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates."$50.00 for thre.. Total:
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