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A PIED PIPER VARIATION  2012/11/04
A man was looking around a small gift shop when he came across an amazinglyugly statue of ..

Art  2012/11/04
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the..

Hell  2012/11/04
A lawyer is standing at the gates to Heaven and St. Peter is listing hissins: 1. Defend..

Nudist Campers  2012/11/04
Who is the most popular man in a nudist colony?The guy who can carry two pitchers of beer ..

Heaven Wishes  2012/11/04
100 men were waiting at the pearly gates of heaven to go when god appeared. He said "since..

Jury: A collection of people  2012/11/04
Jury: A collection of people banded together for the purpose of deciding which side has hi..

Same Service  2012/11/04
Why does the Bar prohibit lawyers from having sex with their clients?To prevent clients fr..

You've changed my mind  2012/11/04
Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"..

Valentine Cards  2012/11/04
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the c..

The world's worst fate...  2012/11/04
The world's worst fate: superglue $100 bills all over a person's skin andcast them into a ..

What were you doing at that time?  2012/11/04
Attorney: Do you know how far you are pregnant now?Witness: I'll be three months on Novemb..

Looking for Sex  2012/11/04
Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Lassie. I called mine Sex. Now Sex has been ver..

Disorder in the Court  2012/11/04
From a little book called "Disorder in the Court."(Things people actually said - word for ..

The Case of the Smoked Cigar  2012/11/04
A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive ciga..

Doberman  2012/11/04
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?A Doberman...

Two In One Grave?  2012/11/04
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On t..

Lawyer quickies 1  2012/11/04
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50? A: Your honor. Q: What do you call a law..

Beautiful?  2012/11/04
There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery,and his wife wa..

Overly Jealous  2012/11/04
The real-estate boss got a hot new secretary, and he decided to put some moves on her. But..

Lawyer vs. Vampire  2012/11/04
What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?A vampire only sucks blood at night...

Disorder in the Cour  2012/11/04
Disorder in the Court: a Collection of 'Transquips' Collected by Richard Lederer,..

Nice Judge  2012/11/04
Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "and I..

corruption  2012/11/04
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness..

Lawyer quickies 5  2012/11/03
Q: What do you call an honest lawyer?A: An impossibility. Q: What do you get when you cros..

Magic Cream  2012/11/03
A man had a problem, there was a red ring around his dick. He was really worried so he wen..

Lawyer and Sperm  2012/11/03
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has a one in one mill..

Up in Heaven  2012/11/03
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven. When they get there they are s..

The long line  2012/11/03
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the..

Every hour  2012/11/03
Did you hear about the group of terrorists that hijacked a plane full oflawyers?They calle..

Experimenting on rats  2012/11/03
At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another,"Did you know t..

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