Lawyer jokes
Lawyer jokes and humor! You will find lawyer jokes about greed, crime, billing hours, ethics, other professions, and more!
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No Great Loss 2012/11/03 Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give h.. An airliner 2012/11/03 An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crewto have the .. Disorder in Court 2012/11/03 From a little book called "Disorder in the Court".These are things that people actually sa.. Jury Trial 2012/11/03 A defendant was asked if he wanted a bench trial or a jury trial. "Jurytrial," the defenda.. True 2012/11/03 How many lawyer jokes are there?Just two ... all the rest are true... Ambulances 2012/11/03 Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?From chasing parked ambulances... Got HAGS 2012/11/03 A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination the d.. Three Surgeons 2012/11/03 Three surgeons were discussing their favorite type of patients.The first surgeon said, "I .. Buckle Up 2012/11/03 An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the.. When Do You Need a New Lawyer? 2012/11/03 1. During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway.2. He tells you that his la.. Lawyer and a Bucket of Shit 2012/11/03 What is the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket... Nude Hand Signals 2012/11/03 A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he .. Singled-celled lawyer 2012/11/03 What's the difference between a lawyer and an amoeba?One wears a tie... Lawyers on the beach 2012/11/03 Q: How come you can't find lawyers sunbathing on the beach?A: Cats keep covering them over.. A man was driving in his red when he saw a... 2012/11/03 A man was driving in his red when he saw a old priest standing by the side of the road. He.. That's me 2012/11/03 Attorney: I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture?Witness: That's m.. Mars trip 2012/11/03 NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn't ret.. Laywer Riddles 2012/11/02 Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?A: Cut the rope.Q: What's the difference between .. Bribing the juror 2012/11/02 Murphy, a dishonest lawyer, bribed a man on his client's jury to hold out for a charge of .. All Lawyers are ASSHOLES! 2012/11/02 A man in a bar stands up and says, "All Lawyers are ASSHOLES!" At thefront of the bar anot.. 200 Bucks 2012/11/02 A guy goes over to his friends house, rings the bell, the wife answers. 'Hi is Tony home?'.. Right? 2012/11/02 Q: She had three children, right?A: Yes.Q: How many were boys?A: None.Q: Were there any gi.. An Honest Lawyer? 2012/11/02 An investment counsellor went out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kep.. Ducks gay dirty court judge Jokes 2012/11/02 Three ducks went into court. The judge called the first one to the stand. "What is your na.. There was this lawyer who drove his shiny ... 2012/11/02 There was this lawyer who drove his shiny new Lexus to work one day. He parkedit right dow.. Lawyer One Liners #4 2012/11/02 ** What do you throw to a drowning lawyer? His partners.** What happens when you cross .. Lawyers and Catfish 2012/11/02 Know the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder..... Anal Sex 2012/11/02 A woman went to her doctor for advice. She said that her husbad haddeveloped a penchant fo.. $100,000 2012/11/02 A very wealthy man, old and desperately ill, summons to his bedside his three closest advi.. Cajun Home Birth 2012/11/02 Not so deep in the swamplands of Louisiana, a Cajun's wife went into labor in the middle o.. Total:
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