Lawyer jokes

Lawyer jokes and humor! You will find lawyer jokes about greed, crime, billing hours, ethics, other professions, and more!

Judgment 2012/11/02
The prostitute's lawyer addressed the court first, "Your Honor, my client,this lady here, ..

Do You Serve Lawyers 2012/11/02
A man walked into a bar, leading an alligator by a leash. He asked the bartender, "Do you ..

Getting a date. 2012/11/02
There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to ..

QUICKFIRE LAWYER GAGS 2012/11/02
1Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?A: His lips move2Q: What is the difference bet..

10 Husbands, Still a 2012/11/02
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night,..

Valentine's Cards 2012/11/02
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, baldingman standing at the co..

Self Defense 2012/11/02
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but at least there won't be..

Excessive Demands 2012/11/02
A farmer's wife was at her lawyer's getting advice about a divorce. "He makes excessive se..

Too critical to answer 2012/11/02
Attorney: Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?Attorney: The youngest son..

Too Far In 2012/11/02
A young couple is out carousing one evening. While driving down the highway the guy says t..

Lawyer vs. snake 2012/11/02
Q: A snake and a lawyer both got hit by a car. What's the difference betweenthem?A: The sn..

Talking to Me? 2012/11/01
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness..

Enough 2012/11/01
A law firm receptionist answered the phone the morning after the firm's seniorpartner had ..

Shot duck 2012/11/01
A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird,..

Lawyers rewards 2012/11/01
A priest settled into a chair in a lawyer's office. "Is it true," said the Priest, "that y..

Best Friends 2012/11/01
After dinner and a movie, Carl drove his date to a quiet country road and made his move. W..

One Liners 2012/11/01
Q. What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?A. A tick falls off of you when you ..

500 lawyers in the ocean 2012/11/01
What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good start...

Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't: 2012/11/01
Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't...Have you looked through her briefs?He is one h..

Catch a Thief 2012/11/01
The old adage that "It takes a thief to catch a thief" may indeed be true.But these days t..

History Paper 2012/11/01
Mother:"How is your history paper coming along, dear?"Daughter:"Well, my history professor..

The will 2012/11/01
A lawyer meets with the family of a recently deceased millionaire for the reading of the w..

Yo moma 2012/11/01
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Titanic 2012/11/01
One day, a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer all die and go toHeaven. St. Peter's..

Lawyer & cat fish 2012/11/01
What is the difference between a lawyer and a cat fish?One is a scaly, slimy, mud sucking,..

Kissing the Frog 2012/11/01
A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me,..

Fees 2012/11/01
How do you get a group of lawyers to smile for a picture?Just say "Fees!"..

Is there a way to thank you? 2012/11/01
"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her leg..

Gang of robbers 2012/11/01
A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a f..

Job Hunting Dog 2012/11/01
A sign was hung in an office window. It read:Help wanted.Must type 70 words a minute.Must ..

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