Lawyer jokes
Lawyer jokes and humor! You will find lawyer jokes about greed, crime, billing hours, ethics, other professions, and more!
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Morticians 2012/11/01 Three morticians were having a few drinks one night and started discussing their hardest c.. COMMITMENT 2012/11/01 The Marine 3-star general in charge of the joint office called his entire staff in for an .. Lawyers in lust 2012/11/01 Two lawyers are walking down the street, when a beautiful woman walks by. "Boy, I'd like t.. True Lawyer Statements 2012/11/01 Amazing and true lawyer statements.Lawyers typically aren't funny unless by accident.Ca.. Kidney 2012/11/01 A man walking along the beach one day finds a bottle. He rubs it and, sureenough, out popp.. Did he kill you? 2012/10/31 Q. What happened then?A. He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify.. Ex-Wifes Lawyer 2012/10/31 A law firm receptionist answered the phone the morning after the firm's senior partner had.. You wake him up 2012/10/31 A Columbia lawyer was well into a lengthy cross-examination of a witness, stopped and said.. tombstone 2012/10/31 A mother and son were walking through a cemetery, and passed by a headstone inscribed &quo.. Motor Accident 2012/10/31 A policeman arrives at the scene of an accident, in which a car smashed into a tree. The c.. Because 2012/10/31 Why should lawyers be buried 100 feet deep?Because deep down, they're really good people... Lawyer on his deathbed 2012/10/31 A lawyer lies dying, his partner of 40 years by his bedside. "Jack, I've gotto confess. I'.. A man accused of burglary 2012/10/31 A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "Myclient merely.. What is the oldest profession? 2012/10/31 A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the o.. Why is a lawyer worse than 2012/10/31 Why is a lawyer worse than a tapeworm?because a lawyer continues sucking you even when you.. Lawyer Stamps 2012/10/31 Q: Why did the post office recall the new lawyer stamps?A: Because people could not tell w.. A Dublin lawyer died in poverty 2012/10/31 A Dublin lawyer died in poverty and many barristers of the city subscribed to a fund for h.. Court Room Questions 2012/10/31 THE COURT: Now, as we begin, I must ask you to banish all present information and prejudic.. contract with the de 2012/10/31 An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him. .. Jonny Is Off 2012/10/31 One day little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy him a $200 bicycle.. Oj simpson 2012/10/31 QUESTION : what did oj simpson say after he was found not guilty"CAN I HAVE MY GLOVES BACK.. Judges Award 2012/10/31 "Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "and .. 3 times 4 2012/10/31 A little girl takes the elevator on her way to school. The girl hasn'tfinished her homewor.. Giving 2012/10/31 The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red Cross. The cha.. Clinton and Satan 2012/10/31 Bill Clinton went to sleep at his desk one afternoon and had a strange dream. In the dream.. A MISCALCULATION AT THE PEARLY GATES 2012/10/31 Joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45. He got to the gates of Heaven,and the ange.. A lawyer's dog, running about 2012/10/31 A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals a r.. Dirty Nuns 2012/10/31 Two nuns are riding on a motorcycle. The one in back says to the driver, "Sister Mary Elle.. Sounds dirty 2012/10/31 Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't:10. Have you looked through her briefs?9.. The Divorce... 2012/10/30 A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge asked hi.. Total:
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