Lawyer jokes
Lawyer jokes and humor! You will find lawyer jokes about greed, crime, billing hours, ethics, other professions, and more!
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Why does California have the 2012/10/30 Why does California have the most attorneys, and New Jersey have the most toxic waste dump.. Sexual Harassment 2012/10/30 One day a lawyer was sitting in his office and a young lady ranin. The lawyer asked the la.. Lawyers' word processor 2012/10/30 Q: Have you heard about the lawyers' word processor?A: No matter what font you select, eve.. 193 years old 2012/10/30 A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there werethousands of peopl.. Microsoft Sex 2012/10/30 Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands' performances as lovers. The .. The Priest 2012/10/30 After a long life, dutifully serving his parishioners, the elderly priestdied. He found hi.. Bronze sculptures 2012/10/30 A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking th.. Just Too Stupid 2012/10/30 Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee with a caller:"Ridge Hal.. EMT response times. 2012/10/30 Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team's res.. Traffic Court 2012/10/30 A New York man was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summon.. Wrestling with a pig 2012/10/30 Arguing with a lawyer is like mud wrestling with a pig: after a while yourealize that the .. Good start 2012/10/30 What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good start! Submitted by calamjo.. 10 Parenting Laws 2012/10/30 1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning.2. For a ch.. Free advice at social affairs? 2012/10/30 A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a .. A lawyer charged a client $500.00 2012/10/30 A lawyer charged a client $500.00 for legal services. The client paid him with crisp new $.. Dirty taste... 2012/10/30 Two tigers were stalking through the jungles of Asia. Suddenly, the one to the rear reache.. 10 Women Things 2012/10/30 Top Ten Things Only Women Understand10. Cats' facial expressions.9. The need for the same .. Lawyer and a prostitute? 2012/10/30 Whats the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A prostitute will stop screwin' y.. Moses and Bush 2012/10/30 George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a lon.. Lawyer quickies 3 2012/10/30 Q: How do you kill 4000 lawyers?A: You build a new Titanic and declare it cannot sink. Q: .. Coldest Igloo 2012/10/30 There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their local bar, they .. How to win and influence people 2012/10/30 A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer. 'If I lo.. A Rabbi, a Hindu and a Lawyer. . . 2012/10/29 A Rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car. They run out of gas and are forced to stop at.. Hunting Season 2012/10/29 Washington State Attorney Season and Bag Limits1400.01 General1.Any person with a valid Wa.. What type of tracks? 2012/10/29 Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After close examinati.. The Pearly Gates 2012/10/29 A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of peop.. Glass of Water 2012/10/29 One night a father sent his kid to bed.Five minutes later the boy screamed,''Dad! Can you .. Man Eats Light Bulbs 2012/10/29 A little boy comes to his Mom one day and asks her, "Why does Daddy eat light bulbs?"The m.. Lawyers Can't Add 2012/10/29 An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief exec.. The Same Thing? 2012/10/29 "Criminal lawer" is a redundancy!.. Total:
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