Lawyer jokes
Lawyer jokes and humor! You will find lawyer jokes about greed, crime, billing hours, ethics, other professions, and more!
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Identification 2012/10/29 Court scene: 1st Lawyer: You're a fool 2nd Lawyer: And you're a damn fool. Judge : As the .. Explaination 2012/10/29 A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you .. Were you driving? 2012/10/29 Attorney: Were you alone in the car?Witness: Yes.Attorney: Were you driving?.. Show me the money 2012/10/29 Two smart, attractive, well-educated young law graduates, Sally and Edith, were competing .. Lawyer In Heaven (Classic) 2012/10/29 A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked "THE BOO.. End of the discussion 2012/10/29 Two lawyers were walking along negotiating a case. "Look," said one, "let's behonest with .. Washington state attorney season 2012/10/29 WASHINGTON STATE ATTORNEY SEASON AND BAG LIMITS1300.01 GENERAL1. Any person with a valid W.. Ethical Problem 2012/10/29 An attorney had just finished a consultation with an elderly, nearly blind widow, for whic.. The lawyer who was too big to bury 2012/10/29 Did you hear about the lawyer from Texas who was so big when he died that theycouldn't fin.. V.I.P 2012/10/29 A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. Theyarrived at the gates of heaven .. 1 ounce 2012/10/29 A woman has a brain tomber and 1 ounce of her brain is removed. So she goes to a futuristi.. There was a man 2012/10/29 There was a man who bught a cigar. He went to his lawyer to have it insured against fire d.. How Many Lawyer Jokes? 2012/10/29 How many lawyer jokes are there?Only 3. All the rest are true stories!.. Blindman Job Trial 2012/10/29 A blind man went to a lumber yard for a job. The boss didn't want to just tell him no, so .. 400 lawyers 2012/10/29 Q: What do you call 400 lawyers at bottom of the ocean?A: A good start... Can I take his place? 2012/10/29 An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him reg.. THE FEMALE 2012/10/28 A certain lawyer was quite wealthy and had a summerhouse in the countrywhere he retreated .. Snake 2012/10/28 Q. What is the difference between a poisonous snake and a lawyer?A. You can make a pet out.. Car 2012/10/28 After their car broke down on a lonely country road, three men sought anight's shelter at .. Screw her 2012/10/28 Two divorce lawyers were having drinks in a lounge after a grueling day in thecourts. In w.. High IQ 2012/10/28 What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor !Submitted by calamjoEdited by curti.. Microsoft bids for C 2012/10/28 MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchBy Hank VorjesVATICAN CITY (AP) -- In a joint pre.. Screwing some one 2012/10/28 There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked this oneguy how to g.. Job seeking 2012/10/28 A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment.. Still a virgin 2012/10/28 "Father, how am I going to tell my husband that I am still a virgin?""My child, you have b.. Suddenly 2012/10/28 Joe the lawyer died suddenly at the age of 45. He got to the gates of Heaven. The angel st.. Eight hours 2012/10/28 Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?You spend eight minutes in his office and get .. Lawyer and Blonde 2012/10/28 A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a longflight from LA to NY. The la.. POWs 2012/10/28 There were these three prisoners in a German POW camp, and they were Australian, American,.. WEST VIRGINIA 2012/10/28 Two West Virginia lawyers hired a secretary from a small town in the hills.She was attract.. Total:
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