Lawyer jokes
Lawyer jokes and humor! You will find lawyer jokes about greed, crime, billing hours, ethics, other professions, and more!
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20 of them 2012/10/28 A Dublin lawyer died in poverty and many barristers of the city subscribed toa fund for hi.. Man walks into a lawyer's office... 2012/10/28 A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the rates. 'Fifty dollars for three.. In the courtroom... 2012/10/28 A man is in court. The Judges says,"on the 3rd August you are accused of killing your wife.. Plumbers 2012/10/28 A pipe burst in a lawyer's house, so he called a plumber.The plumber arrived, unpacked his.. Moral Dilemma? 2012/10/28 A lawyer was helping a poor old widow settle her husband's estate. Upon completion of the .. My Dad's a Lawyer 2012/10/28 Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one .. BAD BAD JOKE 2012/10/28 This joke is bad taste, you have been warned.Three vampires walk into a bar on a cold wint.. Beware of the Dog 2012/10/28 Upon entering a little country store, a stranger noticed a sign reading, "Danger! Beware o.. Just Necking 2012/10/28 A young couple gets caught making out in a car park buy a cop.The cop says, "What do you t.. An ounce of brains 2012/10/28 A lawyer finds out he has an inoperable brain tumor. It's so large, they have to do a brai.. Some Short Ones... 2012/10/27 A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said "Don't you know a .. Know When YOU'RE 2012/10/27 Fellow 1: "Now my grandfather, he knew the exact day of the year that he was going to die... An engineer 2012/10/27 An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer getsdissatisfied with the .. Two small boys 2012/10/27 Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking atthe zoo one d.. No...Really... 2012/10/27 Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one .. Who is the Father?? 2012/10/27 A man lies on his deathbed surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Thr.. Four times 2012/10/27 Attorney: Mrs. Smith, do you believe you are emotionally stable?Witness: I used to be.Atto.. Male chauvinist 2012/10/27 How many male chauvinists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Let her do the dishes.. Meals on Wheels 2012/10/27 A cat died and went to heaven. St. Peter met the cat at the gate and said, "Welcome. Is th.. Equal Opportunity 2012/10/27 A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window saying: HELP W.. Electrician 2012/10/27 After an electrician finished repairing some faulty wiring in an attorney'shome he handed .. Lawyer One Liners 2012/10/27 What do lawyers use for birth control? * Their personalities. What is the difference betwe.. Chief Justice 2012/10/27 The Chief Justice of an Appellate Court invited the newly appointed Justiceover for dinner.. Sneaky Lawyer 2012/10/27 A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: 'My client merel.. More Lawyer Jokes 2012/10/27 What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer? Nothing. There are some things a pig won'.. I suppose I earned enough 2012/10/27 An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney's o.. Female Lawyer 2012/10/27 Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick.. What is Contingency 2012/10/27 An indigent client who had been injured in an accident went looking for alawyer to represe.. Valentines's day 2012/10/27 A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the c.. Stick 2012/10/27 What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?Stick his bill up his ass... Total:
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