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Chain Letter  2012/10/27
This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged m..

Blind Fight  2012/10/27
One day two blind men started fighting.Pretty soon a crowd surrounded them.Then one of the..

Running Down Lawyers  2012/10/27
A truck driver used to amuse himself by running over lawyers he would see walking down the..

What do have when a lawyer  2012/10/27
What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in wet cement? Not enough cement...

Oh, Those Darn Lawye  2012/10/26
Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Amanp..

Insurance  2012/10/26
A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doi..

heaven  2012/10/26
Following a distinguished legal career, a man arrived at the Gates of Heaven, accompanied ..

Picking Up Nun's  2012/10/26
A hippie gets onto a bus and proceeds to sit next to a Nun in the front seat. The Hippie l..

Birth Control  2012/10/26
An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, s..

brass rat  2012/10/26
A man walked into a curio shop and began to browse. He was attracted to a brass rat on a s..

Lawyer Hunting Regulations!  2012/10/26
NEW REGULATIONS FOR THE HUNTING OF LAWERSGovernment Department of Fish and "WildLife" Sec...

Lawyer raod kill  2012/10/26
A bored truck driver had a nasty habit of swerving to hit attorneys he found walking along..

Jungle  2012/10/26
The scene is the darkest jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thejungle when ..

Lawyer's Question  2012/10/26
A small, uncertain, and nervous witness was being cross-examined. The lawyer thundered, "H..

Freedom Cost Him An Arm  2012/10/26
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:"My client merely..

Walking on Water  2012/10/26
There was a Kentucky redneck and an Ohio buckeye, fishing on their respective sides of the..

Are you talking to me?  2012/10/26
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness..

Lawyers off bridge...  2012/10/26
Q: What do you call one lawyer thrown off a bridge into a river?A: Pollution.Q: What do yo..

Anytime, anywhere  2012/10/26
A man walks into a bar. He sees a beautiful, well-dressed woman sitting on a bar stool alo..

Solving a dispute  2012/10/26
Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a nut and cried..

Bronze Rat  2012/10/26
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking thr..

Were you ever arrested?  2012/10/26
A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question: "Have you ever be..

Courtroom Gaffes  2012/10/26
Recently reported in the Massachusetts Bar Association LawyersJournal, the following are 2..

Good News/Bad News for the chair  2012/10/26
A lawyer walks into his client's death row cell and says, 'I've got good news, and bad new..

Crashing Lawyers  2012/10/26
What do you say to a busload of lawyers crashing over a five hundred foot cliff? Got room ..

in lawyer years  2012/10/26
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit..

Alabama Speed Trap  2012/10/26
A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all travelin..

The Kid n' Da Quarter  2012/10/26
A dad walks into a market followed by his ten-year-old son. Thekid is spinning a 25 cent p..

Lawyer jokes  2012/10/25
1. The Post Office just recalled their latest stamps.They weren't working.... They had pic..

The Ethical Question  2012/10/25
Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorneycharged her $100. Sh..

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