Lawyer jokes
Lawyer jokes and humor! You will find lawyer jokes about greed, crime, billing hours, ethics, other professions, and more!
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Old Ladies Nipple 2012/10/25 One day poor old Lena decided she didn't want to be in this world any longer. She resolved.. Light Bulb 2012/10/25 Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: You won't find a lawyer who ca.. Top Ten Things that Sound Dirty in Law but Aren't 2012/10/25 10. Have you looked through her briefs?9. He is one hard judge!8. Counselor, let's do it i.. A few good lawyers 2012/10/25 A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels apair of hands k.. What did you see? 2012/10/25 Attorney: And what did you see when the defendant pulled down his pants?Witness: It looked.. New Law office 2012/10/25 A newly established lawyer, wanting to impress the first client coming into his office, pi.. on death's door 2012/10/25 A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked "Give it to me st.. Elderly Speeder 2012/10/25 Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Offic.. 18 Short Lawyer Jokes 2012/10/25 What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?A tick falls off of you when you die.Wh.. The devil visited a lawyer's office 2012/10/25 The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange somethings for y.. Rope 2012/10/25 How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?Cut the rope... Making Babies 2012/10/25 A mom of an 8 year old boy was awaiting her son's arrival from school. As he ran in, he sa.. Honorable 2012/10/25 Judge: Please identify yourself for the record.Defendant: Colonel Ebenezer Jackson.Judge: .. lawyer in a tree 2012/10/25 How do you get a lawyer down from a tree...? Cut the rope.... Lawyers and Sharks 2012/10/25 If you throw a lawyer into a pool of man-eating, hungry sharks,why would they not attack h.. Introductions 2012/10/25 "You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent."And you're a liar!" bellowed the .. Bad lawyer 2012/10/25 hear about the lawyer that was sooooooooo bad (how bad was he?) he was so bad the last ca.. Our Justice System 2012/10/25 Judge Michael Walker, October 1997 To a 14 yr. old girl defendant in a rape case. If you.. Cold 2012/10/25 It was so cold last winter......I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets... New Secretary 2012/10/25 The real estate boss got a hot new secretary.Afraid of sexual harrassment issues he held h.. Fairy tales 2012/10/25 Humpty Dumpy, the tooth fairy, an old' drunk and an honest attorney are allwalking down th.. A gun with 2 bullets 2012/10/25 Q. What do you do if you are in a room with Adolf Hitler and a lawer witha gun and 2 bulle.. Whats Your Father Do? 2012/10/24 A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you .. Short Lawyer Jokes I 2012/10/24 The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but at least there will be .. Bad name 2012/10/24 The trouble with the legal profession is that 98% of its members give the resta bad name... A lawyer and an engineer 2012/10/24 A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said ''I'm here 'cause .. Lawyer One Liners #2 2012/10/24 ** How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford?** How ma.. All on dead people 2012/10/24 Q. Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?A. All my autopsies have b.. Lawyer's Dog 2012/10/24 A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, runs straight for the local butcher shop and stea.. Lying lawyer 2012/10/24 Q: How do you know when a lawyer is lying?A: When his lips are moving!.. Total:
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