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The Spelling Test  2012/10/24
Three people arrive at the gates of heaven and St. Peter greeted them."Welcome to Heaven. ..

Lawyers vacation  2012/10/24
For six years, the young attorney had worked incredibly long hours in his quest to make pa..

Loan application  2012/10/24
A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA loan for a client. He was told the loan would be grante..

Sorry Sister  2012/10/24
A bored truck driver had a nasty habit of swerving to hit attorneys hefound walking along ..

2 Bullets  2012/10/24
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun, and a lawyer,..

There is a truck driver  2012/10/24
There is a truck driver driving along, and he stops and picks up a priest to give him a ri..

title search  2012/10/24
Title Search Excerpted from the Empire State Surveyor, New York Society of Professional Su..

Lawers in contempt  2012/10/24
> > > A small town prosecuting attorney called his first > > > witness to the stand in > >..

Courtroom Laughs  2012/10/24
Defendant: Judge, I want you to appoint me another lawyer. Judge: And why is that? Defenda..

17 days  2012/10/24
Two young blonde women are sitting at a bar in such an obviously celebratory mood that the..

Deer Tracks?  2012/10/24
Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a pair of tracks. Theystopped and examine..

Telling the truth  2012/10/24
One juror overheard saying to another. . . You'll notice that neither the prosecutor nor d..

lying  2012/10/24
How can you tell that an attorney is about to lie? His lips begin to move...

surgery  2012/10/24
Four surgeons are having a coffee after performing surgery."I think accountants are t..

Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawy  2012/10/24
He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser. When the prosecutors see who your la..

Nuclear weapons  2012/10/24
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?If one side has one, the other side has to get one.On..

The National Institutes of Health  2012/10/23
The National Institutes of Health have announced that they will no longer beusing rats for..

Smartest Man in the  2012/10/23
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a ..

Airplane Crash  2012/10/23
There was a lawyer, a cop, a docter, an old man and a boy. All on an airplane headed to Ha..

Justice prevailed  2012/10/23
A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a long-term cli..

Wile E. Coyote Sueq the Acme Corporation for Defective Products  2012/10/23
COYOTE V. ACME In The United States District Court, Southwestern District, Tempe, Arizona ..

Battered Women  2012/10/23
I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in the United States e..

Stories  2012/10/23
How many lawyer jokes are there?3, the rest are true stories...

Laywer, Son & Ethics  2012/10/23
"Suppose son, that one day a gentleman comes into my office witha simple question. Upon an..

A housewife, an accountant  2012/10/23
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked ''How much is 2 plus 2?'' The housewife..

Russian, Cuban, American and a Lawyer  2012/10/23
A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train. The Russian takes a bottle of..

MIT Grad Jobs  2012/10/23
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked the young engineer, ..

Burglary defence  2012/10/23
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merel..

A Lawyer made Man!  2012/10/23
A surgeon, an architect an a lawyer are having a heated barroom discussion concerning whic..

With the door  2012/10/23
A truck driver frequently traveled through a small town where there was acourthouse at the..

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