Lawyer jokes
Lawyer jokes and humor! You will find lawyer jokes about greed, crime, billing hours, ethics, other professions, and more!
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I understand 2012/10/23 Attorney: Now, Officer, besides the flushed face, the weaving motion, thestaggering gait, .. good news & bad news 2012/10/23 Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff. The bus was destroyed and there were no s.. Appeal 2012/10/23 One day a nagging lady asked his bored boyfriend "How do you find me?" Pat comes the reply.. A pick pocket 2012/10/23 A pick pocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes. The judge said"Mr. Banks you a.. Late again 2012/10/23 A secretary comes in late for work for the third day in a row, so her boss calls her into .. Hungry Gator 2012/10/23 A man walks into a bar with an alligator. "Do you serve lawyers in here?", the man inquire.. Blond vs. Lawyer 2012/10/23 What is the diffrence between a blonde and a lawyer?The blonde stops screwing you when you.. Office Talk 2012/10/23 BLAMESTORMING: Sitting in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project faile.. Dead Lawyers 2012/10/23 The gate between heaven and hell collapsed. Saint Peter andSatan argued who was responsibl.. Cemetry 2012/10/23 Where can you find a good lawyer?In the cemetery... Disco 2012/10/22 Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lightsflashing?A: Yes.Q.. One last try 2012/10/22 Scene: A court room in Oklahoma where a person is on trial for murder. There is strong evi.. Women Only Joke 2012/10/22 At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the cards, finally shaking h.. Hard To Get 2012/10/22 It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a tragic car accident en.. A lawyers tomstone. 2012/10/22 A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his t.. Riding alone 2012/10/22 A judge was riding horses one day with a young lawyer friend. They cameupon an open stretc.. godfather 2012/10/22 What do you get if you send the Godfather to law school? An offer you can't understand.. The Brass Rat 2012/10/22 A man walked into a curio store and was shopping around. Afterawhile, he chose a brass rat.. Arthritis 2012/10/22 A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. Th.. How many lawyers... 2012/10/22 "How many can you afford?" It only takes one to change your bulb...to his. Two. One to cha.. Catholic Math 2012/10/22 This Jewish father wants to send his kid to school, but is not sure where to send him to. .. 2 Plus 2 2012/10/22 An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief exec.. Lawyers Running Late 2012/10/22 Two attorneys have planned to meet for lunch, but one of them shows up 30 minutes late.The.. You witnessed the ro 2012/10/22 A witness is testifying before the court, and the prosecuting attorney is asking him quest.. light bulb 2 2012/10/22 Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: How many can you afford?.. Short lawyer jokes 2012/10/22 How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?Cut the rope!Where do you find a good lawyer?In the .. Lawyers Grave 2012/10/22 A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On t.. Compromising the case 2012/10/22 At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness.. There are no honest lawyers 2012/10/22 A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, .. Criminal law 2012/10/22 What do you call a person who assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal g.. Total:
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