Lawyer jokes
Lawyer jokes and humor! You will find lawyer jokes about greed, crime, billing hours, ethics, other professions, and more!
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Anyone Dislike Lawyers? 2012/10/22 I was on a panel for prospective jury duty. The first lawyer questioningus began right off.. Lawyers Dog 2012/10/22 A doctor, a lawyer, and an architect were arguing about who had the smartest dog. They dec.. $5 prostitute 2012/10/22 Clinton is out jogging around in some of the seedier areas of Washington D.C. He notices a.. Random 2012/10/22 What do lawyers and sperm have in common? One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a huma.. Randy Mouse 2012/10/21 One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female ca.. Panda In A Bar 2012/10/21 A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out.. Lawyer quickies 7 2012/10/21 Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? A: It might be your .. New stamp 2012/10/21 Did you hear that the post office had to recall a recent stamp release?The stamps had pict.. Ticket Please 2012/10/21 Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At the stat.. Redneck Hotel 2012/10/21 They had lived together in the backwoods for over fifty years. To celebrate their fiftieth.. Lawer Jokes 2012/10/21 1. Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusivelyto lawyers? It's called, So.. Defence Lawyers 2012/10/21 When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested, we.. Open A Gold Course 2012/10/21 A German, Englishman and American are traveling on a train. They get bored and start telli.. Two questions 2012/10/21 "You're a high priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?""A.. Like Hell! 2012/10/21 An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, ".. Insurance Money 2012/10/21 A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doi.. That's not fair 2012/10/21 A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil. As he passed sulfur.. Lawyers & Sperm 2012/10/21 What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human being... Hellacious 2012/10/21 Q: Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?A: Hell was full... Legalese 2012/10/21 Definition of a Lawyer: A person who puts two men into a fight and runs offwith their clot.. Good.. Bad.. Worse 2012/10/21 Good: You're having sex. Bad: The dog came in during and licked your butt. Worse: You like.. THE SNAKE AND THE RABBIT 2012/10/21 A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathwaysone day, when.. Bill 2012/10/21 Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?A: Stick his bill up his ass!.. Prom Night 2012/10/21 Two high-school buddies were attending the senior prom. "Suzie wants to go out to my car. .. Czechs and Lawyers 2012/10/21 A lawyer asked a Czechoslovakian friend of his to go hunting one day. While strolling thru.. Wasted Opportunity 2012/10/21 Do you know the greatest example of wasted opportunity?A busload of lawyers went over a 30.. St. Peter 2012/10/21 Following a distinguished legal career, a man arrived at the Gates of Heaven, accompanied .. Vampire 2012/10/20 What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?A vampire only sucks blood at night... Virgin wife 2012/10/20 A recently married couple retire to their honeymoon suite. Before hopping into bed the bri.. All Male Jury 2012/10/20 A lawyer addresses an all male jury: "Gentlemen, shall we cast this beautiful, lonely youn.. Total:
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