Lawyer jokes
Lawyer jokes and humor! You will find lawyer jokes about greed, crime, billing hours, ethics, other professions, and more!
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Wrong place 2012/10/20 An engineer dies and goes to heaven. However, when St. Peter meets him at the gate he says.. I was your bookie 2012/10/20 Judge: I know you, don't I?Defendant: Uh, yes.Judge: All right, tell me, how do I know you.. Difference Between M 2012/10/20 1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she do.. Lawyers appeal 2012/10/20 Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client's case on the basis of newly discovered evidenc.. Bad Car Day 2012/10/20 A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that, because he was wearing his se.. Why i was doing an utopsy? 2012/10/20 Attorney: Do you recall approximately the time that you examined the body ofMr.Edgington a.. black & brown 2012/10/20 What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A doberman pinscher... Choose 2012/10/20 Your attorney and your mother-in-law are trapped in a burning building. Youonly have time .. Winking Man 2012/10/20 A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a la.. Cross examinaing a cop 2012/10/20 The defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial--it went l.. Lawyer at the Pearly Gates. 2012/10/20 A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on acomplex lawsuit .. Bad Neighbours 2012/10/20 A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butche.. Space photography 2012/10/20 The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope ph.. An Old Man's Dying Request 2012/10/20 An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor's only to find he didn't have long to li.. Can i sue for that? 2012/10/20 Down South, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suing thecigarette co.. He Might Know You 2012/10/20 There was a man and woman traveling along in their car. The man was driving when a police .. Nothing 2012/10/20 What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer?Nothing. There are some things even a pig .. Mexican Bandit 2012/10/20 A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing.. Attached to the ears. 2012/10/19 Q. Did he pick the dog up by the ears?A. No.Q. What was he doing with the dog's ears?A. Pi.. The 12 marriages! 2012/10/19 A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times. On their wedding.. The Lawyer's Generosity 2012/10/19 One day, a lawyer was riding in his limo and saw two men sittingon the side of the road ea.. The Priest's Mistake 2012/10/19 A preacher and an attorney were talking one day about themistakes they made in their respe.. Caught Again!! 2012/10/19 You're trapped in a cave with a cobra, grizzly, killer bees, and a lawyer. You have a gun .. In divorce court! 2012/10/19 A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.The judge quietly reviews some .. Hot Dogs 2012/10/19 Two Chinese tourists were visiting USA. After some rambling, they got rather hungry.The fi.. Lawyer's personal injury 2012/10/19 A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his bal.. Do You Know Me? 2012/10/19 A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness tothe stand in a trial--a grand.. Lawyers in the lab 2012/10/19 Why are research labratories using lawyers instead of rats? Nobody careswhat happens to a .. Lawyer road kill 2012/10/19 A bored truck driver had a nasty habit of swerving to hit attorneys he found walking along.. MORE AMAZINGLY REAL EXTRACTS FROM AMERICAN COURTRO 2012/10/19 1"Are you married? ""No, I'm divorced.""And what did your husband do before you divorced h.. Total:
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