Lawyer jokes
Lawyer jokes and humor! You will find lawyer jokes about greed, crime, billing hours, ethics, other professions, and more!
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Swat in the Head 2012/10/19 A friend sent me the following portion of a transcript, which was confirmed with one of th.. Defending a Beastial 2012/10/19 A farmer asked a friend to recommend an attorney to defend him against a charge of bestial.. Double for Lawyers 2012/10/19 A man walking on the beach found an empty bottle. He picked up the bottleand a genie poppe.. Work Vs Prison 2012/10/19 In Prison:You spend your time in an 8 x 10 cellAt Work:You spend your time in an 6 x 8 cub.. Guess who? 2012/10/19 A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding manstanding at the co.. Highway Robbery 2012/10/19 A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from some sales and .. Gigolo 2012/10/19 Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws one person .. Donation 2012/10/19 The staff at a local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from.. Honest Lawyer 2012/10/19 An investment counselor went out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept.. Lawyer One Liners #1 2012/10/19 ** How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer? She has an uncontrol.. Lawyer Language 2012/10/18 When the man in the street says: "If it ain't broke, don't fix it," the lawyerwrites:"Inso.. Farmer John's Mule 2012/10/18 Farmer John was injured when a truck hit his pick-up, and he filed a lawsuitagainst the dr.. No Wool Downstairs 2012/10/18 A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms.When she undressed, he n.. Get Me Another Lawyer 2012/10/18 Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer. Judge: And why is that?Def.. Old Lady Wants It 2012/10/18 There was this guy who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six mile.. What's wrong 2012/10/18 What's wrong with Lawyer jokes?Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks t.. Whats the Pubs Name 2012/10/18 A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Hi stranger, my name is Mik.. Reasonable Doubt 2012/10/18 A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there.. blind animals 2012/10/18 There's a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the blind rabbit t.. Drug Cure fer sure! 2012/10/18 Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before th.. Farmers Courting 2012/10/18 Young Dave was courting Mabel, who lived on an adjoining farm out west in cattle country. .. What educational programs 2012/10/18 What educational programs should the United States support to alleviate the burgeoning US-.. Where's my Rolex 2012/10/18 A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Jag XK-8 in front of the office, ready to sh.. Devil and lawyer 2012/10/18 An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when Satan appeared before him. The .. No matter what 2012/10/18 A man who was to be investigated by the Inland Revenue, asked his accountant for advice on.. Brooklyn Lawyer 2012/10/18 A Brooklyn lawyer named Ernie successfully defends a major crime lord from charges of deal.. Truck Driver 2012/10/18 One day this truck driver was driven down a city street, when hespotted a lawyer standing .. Crazy With Franky 2012/10/18 A man went to a plastic surgeon to get work done on his penis. The doctor, curious, asked .. Forty-five years 2012/10/18 Q: How old is your son, the one living with you.A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't re.. Old Age Eyesight 2012/10/18 The old man was a witness in a burglary trial. The defence lawyer asks Sam, "Did you see m.. Total:
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