Lawyer jokes
Lawyer jokes and humor! You will find lawyer jokes about greed, crime, billing hours, ethics, other professions, and more!
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Attorney Season 2012/10/18 WASHINGTON STATE ATTORNEY SEASON AND BAG LIMITS1. Any person with a valid Washington State.. Chaos 2012/10/18 Seems there were these three professionals sitting around talking about the oldest profess.. The Judge 2012/10/18 A woman is on the witness stand.The judge says, "What happened?"She says, "I was walking d.. bites 2012/10/17 Why don't sharkes and snakes bite attorneys? Professional courtesy... Six Foot C#@T 2012/10/17 Bob was driving home after a day at the construction site; over the Golden Gate Bridge at .. A home in Heaven 2012/10/17 A lawyer died and appeared at the Pearly Gates at the exact same time asthe Pope, who just.. Consultation 2012/10/17 A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for the local butcher shopand steals a r.. Polution/Solution 2012/10/17 Polution- a lawyer in the sea.Solution- all of the lawyers under the sea... Heart transplant 2012/10/17 An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor.The.. Clients 2012/10/17 Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?To prevent clients.. How does a pregnant lady 2012/10/17 How does a pregnant lady know she is going to give birth to a future lawyer? She gets this.. Leaving money for the dead 2012/10/17 A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing t.. The Top 15 Law Firms to Avoid (Part I) 2012/10/17 15> Folsom, Leavenworth & Joliet 14> Woalike, Lawzerlike, Hardenstuf 13> Sneezy, Sleep.. Sharing on the train 2012/10/17 A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American, and a lawyer were sitting on a train. The Frenchm.. Microsoft Engineer 2012/10/17 There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a Mic.. Sleeping in the barn 2012/10/17 A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving down the road, when the car breaks down. F.. He couldn't pronunciate his words 2012/10/17 Q. Officer, what led you to believe the defendant was under the influence?A. Because he wa.. Strange 2012/10/17 A lawyer named 'Strange' was shopping for a tombstone. After he had madehis selection, the.. After surgery 2012/10/17 As the lawyer slowly came out of the anesthesia after surgery, he said, "Why are all the b.. Flood 2012/10/17 A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doi.. Island Fever 2012/10/17 From a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island, shouting and desp.. Did you ever stay 2012/10/17 Attorney: Did you ever stay all night with Mr. Jones in New York?Witness: I refuse to answ.. Car Thief 2012/10/17 Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury aquitt.. Difference 2012/10/17 What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?Mechanical Enginee.. Who Holds the Title 2012/10/17 Some years ago, a New Orleans lawyer sought a direct Veterans Administration loan for a cl.. 2 2 2012/10/17 A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2 2?"The housewife replies.. Want to go into space? 2012/10/17 NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn't ret.. Monkey Smells 2012/10/16 A man was walking down the street with a baby ape in his arms when a friend stopped him an.. Just the facts 2012/10/16 Justice, American Style The following exchange happened last March 5 on the show "Politic.. Who owns the cows? 2012/10/16 After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his future... Total:
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