Lawyer jokes
Lawyer jokes and humor! You will find lawyer jokes about greed, crime, billing hours, ethics, other professions, and more!
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The kind lawyer! 2012/10/16 One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two me.. Lawyer One Liners #3 2012/10/16 ** What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Senator.** What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of .. Tax's For The Dead 2012/10/16 A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing t.. dead snake 2012/10/16 What is the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead lawyers in the road? T.. Lawyer quickies 2 2012/10/16 Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?A: The lawyer gets frequent flyer.. Getting a date as a lawyer 2012/10/16 There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to .. I think 2012/10/16 Q: Sir, what is your IQ?A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think... He should be present 2012/10/16 Prospective Juror: Judge, I would like to be excused from jury duty because mywife is abou.. After an electrician finished 2012/10/16 After an electrician finished repairing some faulty wiring in an attorney's home he handed.. Lawyers 2012/10/16 A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks to speak t.. Blonde With 2 Horses 2012/10/16 A blonde had two horses, but she couldn't tell them apart. So she asked her neighbor for a.. Coconut Tree 2012/10/16 What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary b.. Gorilla Removal 2012/10/16 This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book fo.. Assholes! 2012/10/16 A man in a bar stands up and proclaims, "All Lawyers are ASSHOLES!"A man at the front of t.. Buy a Tractor 2012/10/16 I haven't sold one tractor all month," a tractor salesman tells his friend."That's nothing.. God & A Lawyer 2012/10/16 Q: What is the difference between God and A lawyer?A: God doesn't think of himself as a la.. Tick 2012/10/16 What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?A tick falls off of you when you die... Terminal Lawyer 2012/10/16 A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove.. Enema 2012/10/16 Did you hear about the lawyer from Texas who was so big when he died that they couldn't fi.. The Three Surgeons 2012/10/16 Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their occu.. Asking for legal advice 2012/10/16 A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop andsteals a roast. Bu.. Roadkill 2012/10/15 What's the difference between a lawyer and a snake? When you run over a snake, you don't b.. topless models 2012/10/15 Justin Turner, representing Elite & Premier Ltd, outlining his client's case for an in.. A lawyer named 'Strange' 2012/10/15 A lawyer named 'Strange' was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, th.. Thrifty Lawyer 2012/10/15 A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butche.. bad advice 2012/10/15 Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend of his sitting on.. Okay 2012/10/15 The devil came to a young lawyer and said, "I'll make you a partner in yourfirm if you giv.. Daddy's job 2012/10/15 A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you .. Dogs better than Men 2012/10/15 How Dogs Are Better Than Men1. Dogs don't have problems expressing affection in public.2. .. Some stories from the american court of Justice 2012/10/15 lawyer asks question to witnessQ:What happened then?A:He said "I will kill you, because yo.. Total:
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