Lawyer jokes
Lawyer jokes and humor! You will find lawyer jokes about greed, crime, billing hours, ethics, other professions, and more!
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Four surgeons 2012/10/15 Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work. "I think accountants a.. Twelve Foot Graves 2012/10/15 Why do they bury Lawyers in 12 foot graves?Because deep down, they're good people... A lawyer is bombing along 2012/10/15 A lawyer is bombing along the moterwat in his brand new Ferarri F50. All of a sudden he lo.. Wishes at law office 2012/10/15 A paralegal, an associate and a partner of a prestigious law firm are walking through a ci.. Baseball Heaven? 2012/10/15 There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a park feeding pigeons and tal.. C'mere pig 2012/10/15 Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?A: Nothing. There are some things eve.. Guilty 2012/10/15 In questioning potential jurors for an upcoming trial the Judge inquired,"Is there any rea.. No-one home 2012/10/15 A lawyer cross-examined the adversary's main witness. "You claim to have stopped by Mrs. E.. Prison Cell Graffiti 2012/10/15 For a good time, hire a hooker,For a lot of time, hire my attorney.--Anonymous Prison Cell.. The Defendant 2012/10/15 A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer. "If I lo.. Annual Sex 2012/10/15 Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for HIV.When the couns.. Italian Lawyer 2012/10/15 What do you get when cross a Godfather with a lawyer? An offer you can't understand... Student debt 2012/10/15 Applying for a job, the new lawyer was asked if paying back his law school tuition would b.. Do You Serve.... 2012/10/15 A man walked into a bar, leading an alligator by a leash. He asked thebartender, "Do you s.. Red Head Vs Blonde 2012/10/15 What's the difference between a blonde and a redhead in bed?A blonde let's you leave the b.. Are You Dead 2012/10/14 An elderly couple are both lying in bed one morning, having just awaken from a good nights.. One way ticket to Mars 2012/10/14 NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but with one ca.. Cross With A Blonde 2012/10/14 Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I don't know, there are some t.. Lawyers Abode (Classic) 2012/10/14 Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took a little stroll. He notic.. REAL Doc Vs. Attorny case 2012/10/14 Attorney: So, doctor, you determined that a gunshot wound was the cause ofdeath of the pat.. Lawyers advice 2012/10/14 Two guys, George and Harry, set out in a hot air balloon to cross the Atlantic ocean. Afte.. Some last minute requests 2012/10/14 A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked, "Give it to me straig.. Deathbed lawyer 2012/10/14 Q: Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right before he died?A: He was looking for loopho.. A young attorney 2012/07/16 A young attorney who had taken over his father's practice rushed home elated one night.“.. An old man was on his death bed... 2012/07/16 An old man was on his death bed. He wanted badly to take some of his money with him. He ca.. A golfer hooked his tee shot over 2012/07/16 A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his bal.. The day after a verdict had been entered against his client 2012/05/17 The day after a verdict had been entered against his client, the lawyer rushed to the judg.. Did you hear they just released a new Barbie doll called 'Divorced Barbie'? 2012/05/17 Did you hear they just released a new Barbie doll called "Divorced Barbie"?Yeah, it comes .. What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? 2012/05/17 What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good start!.. What is a criminal lawyer? 2012/05/17 - What is a criminal lawyer ? ?- Redundant ... Total:
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