Lawyer jokes
Lawyer jokes and humor! You will find lawyer jokes about greed, crime, billing hours, ethics, other professions, and more!
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When asked, 'What is a contingent fee?' 2012/05/17 When asked, "What is a contingent fee?" a lawyer answered, "A contingent fee to a lawyer m.. How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? 2012/07/16 How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?Fifty four. Eight to argue, one to ge.. A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave 2012/07/16 A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother.On th.. Why is money green? 2012/07/16 Why is money green?Because lawyers pick it up before it is ripe... Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest... 2012/07/16 Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a nut and cried.. How many lawyer jokes are there? 2012/07/16 How many lawyer jokes are there?Just two, all the rest are true... One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car... 2012/07/16 One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it .. Why won't sharks attack lawyers? 2012/07/16 Why won ' t sharks attack lawyers ? ?Professional courtesy... Why should lawyers wear lots of sunscreen when vacationing at a beach resort? 2012/07/16 Why should lawyers wear lots of sunscreen when vacationing at a beach resort?Because they'.. What do you call a judge gone bad? 2012/07/16 What do you call a judge gone bad ? ?Senator... When attorneys die, why do they bury them 600 feet underground? 2012/07/16 When attorneys die, why do they bury them 600 feet underground?Because deep down, they're .. What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? 2012/07/16 What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?A good lawyer knows the law.. How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? 2012/07/16 How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?His lips are moving... A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer's tedious arguments... 2012/07/16 A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer's tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings t.. How can you tell a lawyer is lying? 2012/07/16 How can you tell a lawyer is lying?Other lawyers look interested... What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention? 2012/07/16 What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?The ca.. What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? 2012/07/16 What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?You take off your shoes before you.. Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer? 2012/07/16 Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?No ? Good !.. Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons? 2012/07/16 Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?If one side has one, the other side has to get one.--.. How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2012/07/15 How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?One; the lawyer holds it while the .. It was so cold today... 2012/07/15 It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets... What's the difference between God and an attorney? 2012/07/15 What's the difference between God and an attorney?God doesn't think he's an attorney... NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars... 2012/07/15 NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go -- and couldn't .. Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman 2012/07/15 Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the s.. What happens when a lawyer takes viagra? 2012/07/15 What happens when a lawyer takes viagra ?They grow taller... A blonde and a lawyer sit next to each other on a plane. 2012/07/15 A blonde and a lawyer sit next to each other on a plane. The lawyer asks her to play a gam.. LIER LIER MONEY ON FIRE 2012/07/15 A LAWYER SETS A FIRE AT HIS MANSION ON ACCIDENT HE CALLS A FIREMAN ITS EITHER SAVE HIS WIF.. Too helpful 2012/07/12 Working for a Judge in a common pleas court, I saw many criminal defendants. One man facin.. The Verdict 2012/07/12 The DA stared at the jury, unable to believe the "not guilty" verdict he'd just heard. Bit.. What is your date of birth? 2012/07/12 Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year... Total:
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