Lawyer jokes

Lawyer jokes and humor! You will find lawyer jokes about greed, crime, billing hours, ethics, other professions, and more!

Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? 2012/07/12
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?A: All my autopsies are pe..

And where was the location of the accident? 2012/07/12
Q: And where was the location of the accident?A: Approximately milepost 499.Q: And where i..

The generous lawyer 2012/05/28
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation fro..

The judge frowned at the tired robber 2012/05/28
The judge frowned at the tired robber and said, "then you admit breaking into the same st..

Good practice 2012/05/27
A lawyer was standing in a long line to get tickets for a theatre play. Suddenly, he felt..

I'm still a virgin.... 2012/05/27
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, ..

Testifying a witness 2012/05/27
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place betw..

Godfather's lawyer 2012/05/27
A Mafia Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into aroom to meet with his former a..

Paying their respects 2012/05/27
An elderly man 82, just returned from the doctors only to find he didn't have long to live..

Materialistic lawyer 2012/05/27
A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of theoffice, ready to show i..

A honest lawyer? 2012/05/15
A mother and her daughter were visiting the grave site of a loved one, when on their way b..

Oh my god! 2012/05/15
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it ..

At the court... 2012/05/15
At the court of a small provincial town, a lawyer calls his first witness, an old woman ar..

Smart woman! 2012/05/15
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at thi..

10 Husbands, Still A Virgin 2012/05/15
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night,..

Lawyer's new office! 2012/05/15
A lawyer has just settled down in his new office. So now, he is thinking what he can do to..

Lawyers Competition 2012/05/15
Two law partners hire a new cute, young secretary and a contest arises between them as to ..

Juror asleep 2012/05/15
A lawyer was well into a lengthy cross-examination of a witness, stopped and said: "I obj..

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