Lawyer jokes
Lawyer jokes and humor! You will find lawyer jokes about greed, crime, billing hours, ethics, other professions, and more!
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All lawyers 2012/11/15 "Everybody in my family follows the medical profession. They're all lawyers.".. The Magic Frog 2012/11/15 A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. Heis on the second hole when h.. $25,000 Each 2012/11/15 A dying man gathered his Lawyer, Doctor and Clergyman at his bed side andhanded each of th.. It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his ... 2012/11/15 It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets... Court witness 2012/11/15 The prosecuting attorney had just called his first witness to the stand, an elderly woman... Why Should I not get 2012/11/15 A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had developed a pench.. A Kind Lawyer? 2012/11/15 One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating.. Women Speak 2012/11/15 What Woman Say vs. What Women Really MeanCAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS? ... really means, "Ther.. Questions to enter Heavan 2012/11/15 One day, a teacher, a garbage collector and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates.. Driveway 2012/11/15 How many lawyers does it take to pave a driveway?It depends how thin you slice them!what d.. Both? 2012/11/15 Attorney: Could that be based on real symptoms, or would it be malingering, orboth?.. 1000 lawyers 2012/11/15 Q: What do you call a 1000 lawyers under the sea?A: A good start!.. Small town court scene 2012/11/15 A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial - a gra.. The devil's offer 2012/11/15 The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for .. three questions 2012/11/15 A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates."$5.. A Mexican bandit made a 2012/11/15 A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time, robbing ba.. Texas BJ 2012/11/15 Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stagecoaches and the like were popular, there wer.. Your Money Is No Good Here! 2012/11/15 A priest walks into a barber shop, and asks for a hair cut. When thebarber was finished, .. The Czech is in the male 2012/11/15 There was once a very rich lawyer who owned a large house up inWashington state. Every sum.. In Court 2012/11/14 Q: Was it you or your brother that died in the war?Q: Was it only you or were you alone?Q:.. What's the purpose? 2012/11/14 Attorney: Your honor, may we approach the bench?Judge: What's the purpose? We have no jury.. Lawyer and vulture 2012/11/14 Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?A: Wings... A Koala Identificati 2012/11/14 ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ {~._.~} {~:_:~} {~...~} {~+_+~} .. Law school graduation gift 2012/11/14 Q: What do you buy a friend graduating from Law School?A: A lobotomy... BMW 2012/11/14 A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage. .. The Handicapped Lawy 2012/11/14 Did you know that lots of lawyers put copies of their JD degrees on their dashboards?That .. COYOTE "vs" ACME 2012/11/14 In The United States District Court, Southwestern District, Tempe, Arizona Case No. B19293.. As Seen On Bumpers 2012/11/14 * "Time is what keeps everything from happening at once."* "Change is inevitable, except f.. A witness to an automobile accident 2012/11/14 A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The lawyer asked him, "Didyou actually.. Short Lawyer Jokes IV 2012/11/14 It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.A man wal.. Total:
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