Lawyer jokes

Lawyer jokes and humor! You will find lawyer jokes about greed, crime, billing hours, ethics, other professions, and more!

Drunken Office Party 2012/11/17
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing a king-size hangov..

Lawyer Stuff 2012/11/16
A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin stick..

Roast 2012/11/16
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.The butcher recognized t..

Zipper Alert 2012/11/16
A young woman in a REALLY skimpy skirt was at the bus stop. When the bus arrived and the d..

Fast Learner 2012/11/16
So, this guy walks into a bar and tries without success to hit on several women. The barte..

Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers Journal 2012/11/16
Recently reported in the Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers Journal, the following are ..

3 Bullets 2012/11/16
In front of you stand four men: Adolf Hitler, Idi Amin, Saddam Hussein and a lawyer. You a..

Definition of "a shame" 2012/11/16
What's the definition of "a shame" (as in, "that's a shame")? When a busload of lawyers go..

The Top 14 Worst Things to Say at Your Trial 2012/11/16
14> "Wait! It's a little tight, but... Yes! The glove *does* fit!"13> "I swear to tell the..

What is the difference between 2012/11/16
What is the difference between a female lawer and a bulldog? Lipstick!!!!..

The fight 2012/11/16
Lawyer: Tell us about the fight.Witness: I didn't see any fight.Lawyer: Well, tell us what..

Divorce 2012/11/16
A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce.The attorney asked..

An attorney ran over to 2012/11/16
An attorney ran over to the office of his client. ''I can't believe it!'' said the angered..

Lawyer the Hunting Dog 2012/11/16
There was a man who loved to go pheasant hunting in the fall ofyear and read an advertisem..

Genie In A Bottle 2012/11/16
Two men are walking along the beach on day when they find a bottle buried in the sand. As ..

Lawyer vs. Gigolo 2012/11/16
What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A gigolo only screws one person at a t..

The lawyer & his czechoslovakian friend 2012/11/16
A certain lawyer was quite wealthy and had a summer house in the country, towhich he retre..

Thirstiness 2012/11/16
Judge: You are charged with habitual drunkenness. Have you anything to say inyour defense?..

Too silly 2012/11/16
Attorney: Was that the same nose you broke as a child?..

Don't mess with the judge 2012/11/16
There were three men at a bar. One man got drunk and started a fight with theother two men..

Heavenly estate 2012/11/16
The Pope and a lawyer find themselves together before the Pearly Gates. After a small quan..

Appeal at once 2012/11/16
A plaintiff lawyer had a jury trial in a very difficult business case. Theclient who had a..

Kind Eye? 2012/11/16
A man is convicted of murdering a woman. The man then goes to alawyer and asks how much it..

Other Things Mama Told Me... 2012/11/16
Not to cuss. Not to cohabitate.Not to use that language.Not to go in the first place.Not t..

Blonde Horse Ride 2012/11/16
This blonde had a near death experience the other day.She climbed on top of a horse, and a..

The Devil and the Lawyer 2012/11/15
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him. ..

Slacking Off 2012/11/15
The real-estate boss got a hot a new secretary, and he decided to put some moves on her. B..

Oldies Gettin Kinky 2012/11/15
One day grandpa says to grandma "Why don't we go to the motel like we used to do when we w..

Lawyer's Arm 2012/11/15
On a Sunny day in Boca Raton, FL a lawyer is getting out of hisBMW. All of a sudden, a rag..

Frog noise 2012/11/15
Two litte boys are talking to each other when the older boy, Little Tommy, gets up and wal..

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