Lawyer jokes

Lawyer jokes and humor! You will find lawyer jokes about greed, crime, billing hours, ethics, other professions, and more!

Lawyers take everything 2012/11/18
A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel: "Oh, I see your..

Still 2012/11/18
What do lawyers do when they die?Lie, still!..

Legal fruit 2012/11/18
One day in Contract Law class, a Professor asked one of his better students, ''Now, if you..

Death's Door 2012/11/18
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. ..

She was really good 2012/11/18
Attorney: How did you happen to go to Dr. Cheney?Witness: Well a gal down the road had sev..

try 2012/11/18
judge gave a defendant 40 years in the pen. the man pleaded "judge i can't do 40 ..

A man walks into a bar 2012/11/18
A man walks into a bar with an alligator. ''Do you serve lawyers in here?'', the man inqui..

Nectie 2012/11/17
What's fifteen inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? A lawyer's necktie. Submitted..

terminology 2012/11/17
Important Legal TerminologyWhen a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the..

Picking Pockets 2012/11/17
A pick pocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes. The judgesaid, "Mr. Banks you ..

How America Works 2012/11/17
Let's see if I understand how America works lately...If a woman burns her thighs on a hot ..

That long 2012/11/17
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case?Juror: I don't want..

Good Lawyer 2012/11/17
What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?A good lawyer knows the law..

Caterer 2012/11/17
What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar associationconvention? The ca..

Charitable lawyer 2012/11/17
A man doing telephone solicitations for a local charity called up a prominentand wealthy l..

Bin Laden's Surprise 2012/11/17
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There he i..

Army Training 2012/11/17
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a su..

Medical Operations by Profession 2012/11/17
Four doctors were sitting in the hospital lounge, arguing over who was the easiest to ope..

Railroad Accident 2012/11/17
In a terrible accident at a railroad crossing, a train smashed into a carand pushed it nea..

Melting.... 2012/11/17
A lawyer is walking down the street, and he accidentally steps in a pile of dog poop. A fe..

The Attorney & The Devil 2012/11/17
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him.T..

Oldest profession 2012/11/17
A man walks into a bar. He sees a beautiful, well-dressed woman sitting on a bar stool alo..

Gang Robbers 2012/11/17
A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lionsgave them a fi..

Another 2012/11/17
What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?Another lawyer...

Frustrated 2012/11/17
A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer's tedious arguments, had madenumerous rulings to..

Lawyer in a Bar 2012/11/17
A lawyer saunters into a bar and hitches up to a stool beside a drunk. The drunk's intentl..

Lawyer Creed 2012/11/17
Lawyer's creed: A man is innocent until proven broke..

THE LAWYERS DAUGHTER 2012/11/17
Q:What was thelawyers daughters nameA:SUE..

Bribes 2012/11/17
Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. "So," he said, "I h..

Funny Limo Driver 2012/11/17
A Cardiologist came up with a new operating procedure that would cut down the time that he..

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