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Wailing Wall  2012/11/19
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing W..

Official legal department t-shirt  2012/11/19
Disclaimer: This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real p..

Buried lawyers  2012/11/19
Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their neck in sand?A: Not enough san..

The Jury  2012/11/19
A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a..

The Sentence  2012/11/19
Taken from a court in the USQuestion: When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wante..

Getting On The Bus  2012/11/19
Ted and his wife where waiting at the bus stop with Harry, his spouse and Harry's nine chi..

Like to F#ck her!  2012/11/19
Two lawyers were walking down Rodeo Drive, and saw a beautiful model walking towards them...

The Lawyer & The Dea  2012/11/19
A dying man gathered his Lawyer, Doctor and Clergyman at his bedside and handed each of th..

The Lawyer  2012/11/19
A lawyer finds himself in the city park. It is a beautiful summer day so he decides to tak..

What's the bad thing about...  2012/11/19
Q: What's the bad thing about 5 lawyers in a cattalac driving off a cliff A: A cattalac se..

Legal Parrots  2012/11/19
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical-looki..

Drug Trial  2012/11/19
A man was on trial for selling drugs, and a neighbor was called as a witness. The defense ..

HOW LONG HAVE I GOT LEFT?  2012/11/19
A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked "Give itto me straight..

Last Supper  2012/11/18
Every time a new Pope is elected, there are many rituals and ceremonies to perform, in acc..

The Top 16 Johnnie Cochran Epitaphs  2012/11/18
16> 'Cause the coffin *does* fit, in here I must sit.15> Now that I've bit it, I'll ..

My purse  2012/11/18
Defendant: Did you get a good look at me when I allegedly stole your purse?Victim: Yes, I ..

My Lawyer Died  2012/11/18
A guy phones a law office and says, "I want to speak to mylawyer." The receptionist replie..

I Got Him!  2012/11/18
A truck driver frequently traveled through a small town where there was acourthouse at the..

Lawyer in the park  2012/11/18
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's car istotal loss and covered with lea..

The Cunning Lawyer  2012/11/18
Two lawyers were standing in a queue for the bank teller having anordinary conversation. A..

Busted  2012/11/18
Scene: A court room in Oklahoma where a person is on trial for murder. There is strong evi..

Car Crash  2012/11/18
There are these two gay men, named Syrel and Sessil, driving happily along in their car. A..

Texas lawyer's funeral  2012/11/18
Did you hear about the lawyer from Texas who was so big when he died that they couldn't fi..

Inventing Wire  2012/11/18
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny...

Consultation fees  2012/11/18
A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast..

Watch the Bear Traps  2012/11/18
A man was going to the dentist to get some teeth pulled. The dentist was about to give the..

Who is your lawyer  2012/11/18
The Court: Who is your lawyer?Defendant: Do I have to expose him?The Court; Well, certainl..

Blind bunny, meet blind snake  2012/11/18
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he trippedover a large sna..

Talk like a lawyer  2012/11/18
The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students,"If you were to giv..

Offer  2012/11/18
What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?An offer you can't understand...

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