Lawyer jokes
Lawyer jokes and humor! You will find lawyer jokes about greed, crime, billing hours, ethics, other professions, and more!
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The Lawyer and His New Car 2012/11/20 A lawyer was very successful in his last case, so his clientpaid him a good deal of money... I want to take money with me 2012/11/20 As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him t.. Dyslexic lawyer 2012/11/20 Did you hear about the dyslexic lawyer who studied all year for the bra exam?.. Singles Bar 2012/11/20 A young man struck up a conversation with a young lass in a singles bar. All went well unt.. A love for material goods 2012/11/20 A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I l.. A ROMANTIC AT HEART 2012/11/20 A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding manstanding at the co.. How Do You Feel? 2012/11/20 Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking.. Assignment 2012/11/20 A recent admittee to the bar accepted a job at a prestigious law firm inLos Angeles. Many .. Bucket 2012/11/20 Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?A: The bucket... Billing hours 2012/11/20 After the 30 year old lawyer died he screamed at St. Peter, "Howcould you do this to me? A.. Lawyer's Translation 2012/11/20 A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing.. Actual stupid questions asked 2012/11/20 The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real court reco.. Always Negotiate 2012/11/20 A lawyer is sitting in a bar having a drink when a beautiful women sits down next to him. .. George and Harry set out 2012/11/20 George and Harry set out in a trans-Atlantic hot air balloon race. After 37 hours in the a.. Accident 2012/11/20 Q: And where was the location of the accident?A: Approximately milepost 499.Q: And where i.. Heaven or Hell? 2012/11/20 There once was a lawyer who lived her whole life without evertaking advantage of any of th.. I Would Have Given More Had I Known... 2012/11/20 A lawyer died and arrived at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter asked him, "What have you done .. How to kill a lawyer. 2012/11/20 Do you know how to kill a lawyer?No?? Good!!.. TRUST ME... I'M A LAWYER 2012/11/20 Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client's case on the basis of newlydiscovered evidence.. Increase 2012/11/19 An old man operated a street corner pretzel stand, selling the pretzels for a quarter each.. Rude Drunk 2012/11/19 A woman walked into a bar carrying a duck under her arm. The local drunk saw this and aske.. A brief affair 2012/11/19 A young associate was romantically ambushed in a darkened room of the law firm. After mont.. How's business? 2012/11/19 Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night."How's business?" asked the first."Rott.. 1,000 lawyers... 2012/11/19 What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!.. PAYING THEIR RESPECTS 2012/11/19 An elderly man 82, just returned from the doctors only to find he didn't havelong to live... Russian, cuban, american, & lawyer 2012/11/19 A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train.The Russian takes a bootle of .. Great 2012/11/19 A man walks into a bar with an alligator. "Do you serve lawyers in here?'the man inquires... Bad Dog, Put Fluffy 2012/11/19 This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in hi.. Creed 2012/11/19 Lawyer's creed: A man is innocent until proven broke... Corrupt Judge 2012/11/19 At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness.. Total:
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