Lawyer jokes
Lawyer jokes and humor! You will find lawyer jokes about greed, crime, billing hours, ethics, other professions, and more!
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Paid in Full 2012/11/22 An old man was on his death bed. He wanted badly to take some ofhis money with him. He cal.. Date of birth 2012/11/21 Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year... parrots 2012/11/21 A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical-looki.. Free haircuts 2012/11/21 A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but .. Judges deliberations on a paternity suit 2012/11/21 Everyone in the courtroom waited with great anticipation as the judge,ensconced in his cha.. Dury duty 2012/11/21 Mary reported for jury duty and immediately asked to be excused because she was prejudiced.. A Lawyer at the Pearly Gates 2012/11/21 A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there werethousands of peopl.. Was I supposed to be... 2012/11/21 Guy: If i saw u naked I'd die happy.. Girl: If i saw you naked I'd die laughing!!.. Any other questions? 2012/11/21 Defendant: Judge, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is that?Defendant.. Room in Hell 2012/11/21 A self-centered, unbelieving man... ok a lawyer... died and was delivered into the devil's.. A man walked into 2012/11/21 A man walked into the local Chamber of Commerce of a small town, obviously desperate. Seei.. Honest discussion 2012/11/21 Two lawyers were walking along the sidealk when one said to theother "Let's be honest with.. Lawyer's virgin wife 2012/11/21 A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, .. Professional Witness 2012/11/21 An eminent psychologist was called to testify in court. A severe no nonsense professiona.. Deathbed 2012/11/21 A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. .. Big 2012/11/21 What do lawyers and Bullfrogs have in common?Both have a big head that consists mostly of .. The Preachers Mower: 2012/11/21 A small boy was pushing a gasoline-powered lawnmower down the streetWith a "For Sale" sign.. Sandwiches 2012/11/21 Two lawyers went into a diner and ordered two drinks. They then producedsandwiches from th.. Cross Examination 2012/11/21 A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went li.. Engineer 2012/11/21 An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, ".. Lawyer's Deathbed 2012/11/21 A lawyer was on his deathbed in his bedroom, and he called to his wife. She rushed in and .. Out of a tree 2012/11/21 Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?A: Cut the rope... Alligator 2012/11/21 A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do youserve lawyers h.. 2 Bullets & A Lawyer 2012/11/21 If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, a.. Signs from Kitchens 2012/11/21 So this isn't Home Sweet Home ... Adjust!Martha Stewart doesn't live here!!Ring bell for m.. Oh, those darn lawyers 2012/11/20 Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jonoffers Amanpr.. Lawyer and st. peter 2012/11/20 The lawyer is standing at the gate to Heaven and St. Peter is listing hissins: 1) Defendin.. Porcupine 2012/11/20 What's the difference between a Porcupine, and a Porsche with two lawyersriding in it?A Po.. Every 18 months 2012/11/20 Lawyers and computers have both been proliferating since 1970. Unfortunately,lawyers, unli.. THE SMALL TOWN WITNESS 2012/11/20 A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in atrial - a gran.. Total:
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