Lawyer jokes
Lawyer jokes and humor! You will find lawyer jokes about greed, crime, billing hours, ethics, other professions, and more!
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Merry Christmas 2012/11/23 Please accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes for anenvironmenta.. My Lawyer 2012/11/23 A guy phones a law office and says: "I want to speak to my lawyer." Thereceptionist replie.. Redundant 2012/11/23 What is a criminal lawyer? Redundant... New Improved Lawnmowers 2012/11/23 One day a lawyer was riding in his limosine when he saw a guy eating grass Hetold the driv.. Never specified 2012/11/23 Attorney: Wasn't this dog your favorite dog? Weren't you the favorite of thedog?Witness: H.. Getting a Little Queer 2012/11/23 Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, "I want you to help me obtain a divorce. My h.. Best Way to Save a Marriage 2012/11/23 What's the best way to save a marriage?Go out and price a few divorce lawyers!.. Why don't sharks attack lawyers? 2012/11/23 Why don't sharks attack lawyers?...Professional courtesy.... Mere Technicality 2012/11/22 Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from.. Lawyers and Whores 2012/11/22 How are lawyers like whores?They both get paid to screw people... Pam and Lady Di 2012/11/22 Lady Diana and Pamela Anderson die on the same day, and they both go before St.Peter to fi.. Dog Steals Roast 2012/11/22 A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. B.. Lawyer's Questio 2012/11/22 A small, uncertain, and nervous witness was being cross-examined. The lawyer thundered, &q.. Ode to beer 2012/11/22 'You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have s.. Lawyer's trust 2012/11/22 Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of lunch, the junior pa.. Houdini 2012/11/22 This guy gets drunk one night, and wakes up with a terrible hangover, and realizes he's in.. Stairs went down 2012/11/22 Attorney: You say that the stairs went down to the basement?Witness: Yes.Attorney: And the.. Nerd Season 2012/11/22 This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he appr.. Birth Control for Lawyers 2012/11/22 What do lawyers use for birth control?Their personalities... Heavenly help 2012/11/22 Betty & Tim were killed in an auto accident on the eve of their wedding. Whenthey reac.. A very successful lawyer parked his... 2012/11/22 A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office,ready to show i.. Moment of impact 2012/11/22 Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks... Marriege 2012/11/22 What's the best way to save a marriage?Go out and price a few divorce lawyers!!!!.. Female lawyer vs. pitbull 2012/11/22 Q: What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick... An Elderly couple are in the 2012/11/22 An Elderly couple are in the Lawyer's office saying they would like to get a divorceThe La.. Laywer Joke 2012/11/22 A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly,he feels a pair of hands k.. Home Distilled Liquor 2012/11/22 Drunken Billy was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the sta.. The lawyer & the dead man 2012/11/22 A dying man gathered his best friends - a lawyer, doctor and clergyman - athis bedside and.. Which Heart? 2012/11/22 A man who was having heart trouble went to the doctor to seewhat his options were. Natural.. Senator 2012/11/22 What do you call a judge gone badly?Senator... Total:
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