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Microsoft Crystal Ba 2012/10/03 Q: Did you hear about the Microsoft crystal ball? A: Ask it something and it replies: &quo.. Beware of new virus 2012/10/03 Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly expand.. Ode to Spell Checkers 2012/10/03 I have a spelling checkerI disk covered four my PC.It plane lee marks four my revueMiss st.. Sing to Walking in a Winter Wonderland 2012/10/03 Sing this to the tune "walking in a winter wonderland! Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',F.. The Creation Of All 2012/10/02 1. In the beginning GOD created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he created the Wo.. If Restaurants Functioned 2012/10/02 If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I.. Signs that You Have Had Too Much of the 90's 2012/10/02 You try to enter your password on the microwave. You now think of three espresso's as "get.. The Top 11 Differences in the Middle Ages if Microsoft Had Existed Then 2012/10/02 11> Chastity belts require a password rather than a key.10> Last year's pitchfork not comp.. The NEW Microsoft Keyboard 2012/10/02 Microsoft Corporation has just announced a new PC keyboard designed specifically for Windo.. If AOL was a city 2012/10/02 1. You'd live in a place where no two people had the same name.2. You'd only pay $21.95 a .. Amish Computer Virus 2012/10/02 AMISH VIRUS:You have just received the Amish Virus. Since we do not have electricity nor c.. Just Too Stupid 2012/10/02 Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee with a caller:"Ridge Hal.. From the ancient tom 2012/10/02 Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit. As we were talking I men.. Bill takes a flight 2012/10/02 A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plan.. Crazy Time Virus Warning 2012/10/02 Folks, I don't normally send out virus warnings, but this one isextremely serious. Please .. You Know You're a Programmer When ... 2012/10/02 When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.When you are counting o.. Girlfriend v1.0 2012/10/02 Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus 1.0 (marke.. Yesterday (alternative back-up lyrics) 2012/10/02 YESTERDAYYesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.O.. Error writer 2012/10/02 There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great write.. The toylet 2012/10/02 why did piglet look in the toylet to look for poo.. I never wanted to be 2012/10/02 I never really wanted to be a scientist.I wanted to be...a...A SYSADMIN![system engineer c.. Soup support 2012/10/02 Patron: Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support. What seems to be th.. Three Envelopes 2012/10/02 Morris had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who wa.. New Software 2012/10/02 My AssThis memo is to announce the development of a new Y2K-compliant software system know.. MS Domination 2012/10/02 Note: Our "Send this Joke to A Friend" email thingy doesn't transmit pictures. But if you.. Jock vs Nerd 2012/10/02 BETTER TO BE A JOCK OR A NERD?To help you in formulating your answer, the following should.. PC Help Lines 2012/10/02 The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn't get her newDell computer to turn on. Jo.. The future 2012/10/02 The factory of the future will have two employees, a man and a dog.The man will be there t.. Y0K Problem 2012/10/01 If you think you have problems, consider the problems of Plutonius Maximus Translation fro.. Bill Gates Locked Out 2012/10/01 One day Bill Gates left work, started driving off, andremembered he'd left his suit-jacket.. Total:
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