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Undocumented Windows Errors  2012/10/04
•WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger•WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet•WinErr: 003 D..

If People Bought Cars Like They Buy Computers  2012/10/04
Helpline: General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?Customer: I got my car and closed th..

Y2K Backup Device  2012/10/04
While we believe we will be fully Y2K compliant by January 1, 2000, and most of our subsid..

French Computers  2012/10/04
A language instructor was explaining to her class that in French, nouns unlike their Engl..

Proper Care of Floppies  2012/10/04
1. Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of thedisk and corrode th..

Floppy disks  2012/10/04
Caring for floppy disksORIGAMIArt of paper folding. In order to obtain a nice and effectiv..

Bill Gates and the Lightbulb  2012/10/04
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One - he puts it in the socke..

Australian Thesaurus of Computer Terminology  2012/10/04
Australian Thesaurus of Computer TerminologyLog on - Make the barbie hotterLog off - Don't..

Y2K Problem Solved  2012/10/04
The Office of Institutional Computing has defined a lower cost alternative for Desktop con..

The techno terms dictionary  2012/10/04
STATE-OF-THE-ARTAny computer you can't afford.OBSOLETEAny computer you own.MICROSECONDThe ..

The Hollywood/English Dictionary  2012/10/03
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign prepar..

MS TV Dinner  2012/10/03
MICROSOFT TV DINNER PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing..

IT vs. Business  2012/10/03
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. Hereduces height and spots a..

Access 97 - Magic Eight Ball  2012/10/03
1. Open Access2. Create a blank Database3. Go to "Macros"4. Click on "New"5. Press space6...

Get Some Super Sex  2012/10/03
A woman, completely fed up with her husbands AOL obsession finally takes matter into her o..

If Microsoft was Jewish  2012/10/03
1. Instead of getting a "General Protection Fault" error, your PC would get "Ferklempt." 2..

Bart Simpson's Chalkboard Archive  2012/10/03
Bart Simpson's Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will not..

Y2K  2012/10/03
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. Du..

Programmers Sayings...  2012/10/03
Programmers Sayings... ''BASIC - A programming language. Related to certain social disease..

Fun with UNIX  2012/10/03
If you type these in from the csh (c shell): in Unix you really do getthese responses. % m..

New Year's Resolutions For Internet Junkies  2012/10/03
1. I will try to figure out why I *really* need 7 e-mail addresses. 2. I will stop sending..

How to annoy everybody for your entertainment  2012/10/03
This list is great for when your bored with nothing to do, youcan irritate other people an..

If Airlines were run by the folks who write Operating Systems...  2012/10/03
UNIX AirwaysEveryone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport. Th..

Computer Monkeys  2012/10/03
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was t..

Bill Gates compares the  2012/10/03
Bill Gates compares the computer industry with General MotorsAt a recent computer expo (CO..

Engineers Won't Say This...  2012/10/03
1. Debug code developed 4 years ago for a rush project with absolutely no documentation? L..

Addicted to the net  2012/10/03
You know you are addicted to the Internet when... You kiss your girlfriend's home page. Yo..

Technology for Rednecks  2012/10/03
LOG ON: Making a wood stove hot.LOG OFF: Too much wood on fire.MONITOR: Keep'n an eye on t..

Wanted: Woman!  2012/10/03
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogsl..

Classic Oxymoron  2012/10/03
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990's?Answer: Microsoft Works!..

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