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MS Antitrust Changes  2012/10/05
The Top 13 Changes at Microsoft as a Result of Antitrust Charges13 Microsoft offices no lo..

Bill Gates and GMC  2012/10/05
Bill Gates is the owner of Microsoft and GMC is a large carcompany. Gates recently told GM..

Karma  2012/10/05
It was time for Bill Gates to make the transition from his earthly home. St. Peter agreed ..

No Variety Allowed  2012/10/05
After the recent Anti-trust hearings, Bill Gates recently compared the software market wit..

SmellBlaster 64 AGP Dolby SmellAround PnS  2012/10/05
Abusive Labs presented today the last word in PC peripherals!The SmellBlaster 64!Have you ..

The Mouse  2012/10/05
Why didn't the mouse cross the road?It's cord wasn't long enough!..

Windows  2012/10/05
Redmond, WA (AP) -- Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new o..

C-Nile Virus  2012/10/05
I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs ..

Modem Times - Maxims for the Internet Age  2012/10/05
1. Home is where you hang your @ 2. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail..

Just Desserts  2012/10/05
Did you hear Bill Gates got struck by lightning? Seems that God tried using Windows 98...

Ten Little Gigabytes  2012/10/05
Ten little gigabytes, waiting on line one caught a virus, then there were nine. Nine littl..

Jesus and Mohammed and the Compitition  2012/10/05
Between moments of dispensing wisdom, it seems that historical religiousleaders had also l..

Are you a prostitute or a consultant?  2012/10/05
You work very odd hours.You are paid a lot of money to keep your client happy.You are paid..

How long have you been in business?  2012/10/05
'Jane's' job includes opening mail for her employer. Junk mail too.Last week there was a ..

Windows 98 Source Code  2012/10/05
/* TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code Project: Chicago(tm) Projected release-date: Summer 1998 *..

Extrovert  2012/10/05
How do you tell an extrovert computer scientist? He looks at *your* shoes when he talks to..

The Twelve Bugs of Christmas  2012/10/04
For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can do it again.For the s..

What is God?  2012/10/04
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn't.He said "God..

Software Engineers D  2012/10/04
The software engineering field is staffed primarily by men; the ratio of male to female so..

Computers - Male or Female  2012/10/04
Humankind's propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects h..

Deleting  2012/10/04
QUESTION:Where do the characters go when I use the backspace or delete key on my PC?ANSWER..

Email forwarders  2012/10/04
THE "FORWARDER'S" 12 STEP PROGRAMSometimes friends have to tell you things you might not l..

Turmoil In Heaven  2012/10/04
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair with a ..

The programmer's cheer  2012/10/04
Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!..

New Beetle  2012/10/04
Q: What should the vanity license plate of the first new VW beetle sold in the year 2000 b..

Famous Beer Quotes!  2012/10/04
Beer and the quotes it has helped create over the years...I feel sorry for people who don'..

Y2K Status Report  2012/10/04
"Our staff has completed the 3 years of work on time and on budget. We have gone through e..

Bart at the chalkboard!  2012/10/04
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over ..

Michel jackson  2012/10/04
knock kncokwhos therelil boy bluelil boy blue whomichel jacksonwhats the xbox and michel j..

Engineer Bashing  2012/10/04
Q: When does a person decide to become an engineer? A: When he realizes he doesn't have th..

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