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Chain Letter  2012/10/06
Hello, my name is Anna and I suffer form the guilt of notforwarding 50 billion @#$%ing cha..

Great Writer  2012/10/06
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a "great" write..

Saskatchewan Computer Terms  2012/10/06
Log on -- Make the wood stove hotterLog off -- Don't add no more wood Monitor -- Keep an e..

E-Mail Facts Of Life  2012/10/06
I humbly suggest that you may wish to share this with all of the E-Mail lists in which yo..

Error messages for Win2000  2012/10/06
The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the planned Window..

Silicon Valley Monkeys  2012/10/06
A man walks into a Silicon Valley pet store looking to buy a monkey. The store owner point..

Mac Plus Support Call  2012/10/06
At 3:37 a.m. on a Sunday, I had just looked at the clock to determine my annoyance level, ..

Microsoft and Apple  2012/10/06
A popular joke making the rounds in Redmond Washington has Bill Gates sending a sizzling e..

Windows 98 Recall  2012/10/06
It has come to our attention that a few copies of the West Virginia edition of Windows 98 ..

WordPerfect  2012/10/06
This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless to say the helpdesk employee ..

Excel 97- Killer Bugs  2012/10/06
1. Start a blank worksheet2. Right click the toolbar and select Customize.3. Find the Soli..

Why Life can not be like Star Trek  2012/10/06
Life Will Not Be Like Star Trek-----------------------------------------There are so many ..

Engine  2012/10/06
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The Y2K Song....  2012/10/06
(With apologies to Country Joe McDonald, who had nothing to do with this parody.)Gimme a Y..

Tech Support?  2012/10/06
TECH SUPPORT: Hello, Tech Support?CALLER: I've been having problems with my computer.TECH ..

My Grandmother's CD-ROM Drive  2012/10/06
My grandmother just got a new computer, but she has no clue how to use it.One night she ca..

Microsoft Programers Lightbulb  2012/10/06
Q: How many Microsoft Programers does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None, they would ju..

Girlfriend Software  2012/10/06
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fian..

Bill Gates' Problem  2012/10/06
Do this example - its funnyDoes Bill Gates have a problem we don't know about? 1. Open a n..

Programmer & Prostitute  2012/10/06
Q: What did the computer programmer say to the prostitute?A: Do ya mind if I give you some..

Making the most of your IT department  2012/10/06
From the Geek:1. When IT say they're coming right over, log out and go forcoffee. It's no ..

Bill Gates joke 2  2012/10/06
Why does Bill Gates wear layer-up-on-layer of wooly jumpers?Because he likes Soft-Ware!..

Latest Computer stories  2012/10/05
1) A TALE OF TWO CDs 2) GATES OF WRATH 3) GONE WITH THE WINDOWS 4) WAR AND PC 5) MOBY DISK..

Bill Gates Goes to Hell (version 12,634,957.2)  2012/10/05
Bill Gates passes this mortal coil and to nobody's surprise including his own, arrives in..

Top Ten Petty Gripes Microsoft has with the Court  2012/10/05
10. Microsoft to court: "What do you mean precisely by 'world domination'?" 9. Lawrence Le..

''99 Bottles of Beer'' song  2012/10/05
''99 Bottles of Beer'' song gets stuck in an infinite loop At the stroke of midnight on 12..

E-Mail Errors..  2012/10/05
It's wise to remember how easily this wonderful technology canbe misused, sometimes uninte..

It's a wonderful computer  2012/10/05
IT'S A WONDERFUL MACHINE The Sweetest Christmas Movie Frank Capra Never Made -- by David ..

Bedtime Prayer of the future  2012/10/05
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to download a file,..

Disney Password  2012/10/05
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on P..

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