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Redneck Computer Terms  2012/10/08
BACKUP - What you do when you run over a coon in the woodsBAR CODE ..

Microsoft top secret inter-department web site URL's  2012/10/08
Sales: http://www.microsoft.com/buy/or/dieMarketing: h..

The Y2k problem  2012/10/08
A letter workers may receive after Y2K...January 4, 2000Dear Valued Employee:Re: Vacation ..

Pinnochio  2012/10/08
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. ..

Technical Experiences  2012/10/07
Listed below are (sad, but true) excerpts from a Wall Street Journal article by Jim Carlto..

Flat Tire  2012/10/07
A Software guy, a Hardware guy and a Mainframe guy are driving across the desert when they..

Time  2012/10/07
Spending too much time on the computer?Here are some commom indicators:1. You accidentally..

Bill Gates an his new wife  2012/10/07
Bill Gates recently got married. After the wedding, Bill and his new wife got back to thei..

Computer Affairs  2012/10/07
Signs your spouse is having an affair by computer:1. Lately she sits at the computer naked..

Green  2012/10/07
Q: If you've got a green ball in your left hand, and a green ball in your right hand, what..

Disgruntled Genie  2012/10/07
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and begins to play kick-the-bo..

Computer Heaven <-> Hell  2012/10/07
In Computer Heaven:The management is from Intel,The design and construction is done by App..

The nsync joke  2012/10/07
God made oceans, God made lakes, God made NSYNC but hey, we all makemistakes!!!!..

Vacation  2012/10/07
Where do computers go on vacation?The Big Apple...

Addicted To AOL  2012/10/07
You Might Be Addicted to AOL if........Tech Support calls "You" for help......Someone at w..

NEW PRODUCT: MICROSOFT CONTRACEPTIVES  2012/10/07
NEW PRODUCT: MICROSOFT CONTRACEPTIVESMicrosoft Corporation has taken another step toward d..

Help for Internet  2012/10/07
Hello.Yes, you. You, looking at this screen for hours on end, online. You, bleary eyed. Yo..

Great news for Bill Gates  2012/10/07
Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed them that ..

Modern-time maxims for the Internet  2012/10/07
Modern-time maxims for the Internet ageHome is where you hang your @ Give a man a fish and..

Computer Quotes  2012/10/07
What is a computer's first sign of old age? Loss of memory.What does a baby computer cal..

New sayings for the Internet  2012/10/07
1. Home is where you hang your @.2. The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail..

The Bobbitt Hillbillies!  2012/10/07
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies!Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here's a lit..

Computer Definitions  2012/10/07
[Computer definitions courtesy of my father the software manager]Alpha: Software undergoes..

Netscape Wrangler Song  2012/10/07
SUNG TO THE TUNE OF RAWHIDE!Loading, loading, loading,Damn this Java coding,Feeling of for..

The Snow White Ad!  2012/10/07
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come across a lake. Th..

Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church  2012/10/07
VATICAN CITY (AP) -- In a joint press conference in St. Peter's Square this morning, MICRO..

COBOL Programmer and the Year 2000  2012/10/07
There was once a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. For the sakeof this story, we'..

A tech get drafted!  2012/10/07
One of Microsoft Network's finest support techs was drafted into the Army and sent to boot..

UNIX expert  2012/10/06
How does a UNIX expert have sex?Unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; unmou..

Weathermen Are Nuts  2012/10/06
Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10. Every night, his forecast is: "It's rain..

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