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How to make a small fortune  2012/10/09
With the downturn in the tech industries, it is more important than ever to remember how t..

How To Keep The IT Guy Happy  2012/10/09
When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton ..

Top 5 Reasons Mulder & Scully Don't Pirate Softwar  2012/10/09
1. Software piracy frowned upon even at the highest levels.2. "Cloning" software is not so..

If they had computers in 1776  2012/10/09
Mr. Jefferson: Gentlemen, the summer grows hot, and it is essential that we complete this ..

Baiting  2012/10/09
A truck driver hauling a load of computers stops for dinner. As he approaches the door, he..

The Top Ten Signs Your Co-worker Is a Computer Hacker  2012/10/09
10: You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was for $20,000. 9: He's won the Publ..

12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts  2012/10/09
12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts:1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning ..

Microsoft Bashing  2012/10/09
On Windows NT(4.0):The most stable operating system that will run absolutely nothing....Bu..

Junk Mail is Divine!  2012/10/09
# Things I have learned from reading my junk e-mail:1. Everything is absolutely free (or o..

Twas the Day After Christmas (Y2K)  2012/10/09
Twas the day after Christmas and all threw the house;nothing was stirring, except my compu..

Too Much Computer  2012/10/08
YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG...When asked about a bus schedule, you w..

The Internet Explained  2012/10/08
The Internet Explained(This is a VERY long joke - but quite amusing) NOTE: This is a prett..

Bill Gates house  2012/10/08
The following is a conversation overheard as Bill Gates was moving into his new house...Bi..

Foughnuts  2012/10/08
what do you see when the pillsberry doe boy bends over doughnuts, what type of doughnuts c..

Wrongo  2012/10/08
wat job so u get payed to be wrong?the weatherman..

Thank you for calling Technical Support.  2012/10/08
'Thank you for calling Technical Support.' (This is kind of long... just like waiting for..

Dual-Pentium II Won't Run...  2012/10/08
Bob: Hello, here's Bob...Support: Hello, tell me your problem....Bob: Well, I bought a new..

Your Web Server Is So Slow...  2012/10/08
Your web server is so slow that you could eat a 7-course meal when itdownloaded a 20K GIF ..

Watching Baywatch  2012/10/08
10 Things People Around the World Learn About Americans by Watching Baywatch1. American me..

Rules for Female AOL'ers  2012/10/08
1. Before deciding you're falling in love, with a man you meet on AOL, and you tell him yo..

Virus Warning  2012/10/08
If you receive an email entitled "Bad times," delete it immediately. Do not open it. Appar..

Who does He Shoot?  2012/10/08
The president of Lotus walks into an elevator with a gun in his hand. In the elevator are:..

Remember When (Classic)  2012/10/08
A computer was something on TVFrom a science fiction showA window was something you hated ..

Klick  2012/10/08
Do you know, when you have been sitting in front of a computer for toolong?- When you star..

Microsoft Demonstrates Nuclear Power  2012/10/08
REDMOND (BNN) -- World leaders reacted with stunned silence as Microsoft Corp. (MSFT) cond..

Microsoft Cars  2012/10/08
Q: Why can't MICROSOFT built any cars?A: Cause when an accident happens the airbag always ..

Floppy Drive  2012/10/08
One day while returning to my desk after a routine call, a young ladyflagged me down and a..

Wife 1.0 - Computer Software Warning  2012/10/08
Last year a friend of mine upgraded GirlFriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0and found that it's a memory..

If operating systems were beer  2012/10/08
If operating systems were beerDOS Beer:Requires you to use your own can opener, and requir..

10 signs You are an Internet  2012/10/08
10 signs You are an Internet Geek 10. When filling out your driver's license application y..

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