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The Top 15 Least Popular Video Games  2012/10/10
15. Bloodless Coup! 14. David Duke Nukem 13. Cindy Crawford's Whack-a-Mole 12. Super Sega ..

MS vs GM  2012/10/10
At a recent computer expo, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the a..

Have a Microsoft Christmas  2012/10/10
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, e..

Calling For Technical Support  2012/10/10
Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ri..

Schingwers  2012/10/10
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica is a..

Property Laws  2012/10/10
Toddler Property Laws1. If I like it, it's mine.2. If it's in my hand, it's mine.3. If ..

Engineer Identification Test  2012/10/10
Engineering is so trendy these days that everybody wants to be one. The word "engineer" is..

Computer Science Students  2012/10/10
Computer science student is studying under a tree and another one pulls up on a flashy new..

POE and PCs  2012/10/10
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high..

What Time Does He go to Bed?  2012/10/10
Q. When does Michael Jackson go to bed?A. When the big hands touch the little hands...

MS Solitaire Cheat  2012/10/10
In MS Solitaire, while playing with three cards turning over, hold Ctrl +Alt + Shift to tu..

The Dr. Seuss Computer Manual  2012/10/10
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,And the bus is interrupted as a very last ..

Don't read  2012/10/10
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? Rename the mail folder to "instruct..

Microsoft acquires USA  2012/10/10
REDMOND, Wash. - Oct. 21, 1997 -- In direct response to accusations made by the Department..

Wrong ISP  2012/10/10
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU PICKED THE WRONG INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER1. Their company logo: two tin..

13 Things Films Have Taught Us  2012/10/10
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs to ..

Windows 2000 Error Messages  2012/10/10
The following are just some of the new Windows 2000 error messages that are under consider..

Things computers only do in movies  2012/10/09
You never have to use space while typing long sentences.Actors never type wrong.All screen..

486  2012/10/09
486: IQ needed to read the manuals!..

Satan Visits Bill Gates...Again  2012/10/09
'Wiiiiilliam Gaaaates...''Oh, hi, Satan. What's up downstairs?''It's tiiiiime...''Yeah, b..

John the Engineer  2012/10/09
John, an engineer at a manufacturing company, was well respected for his engineering knowl..

Millennia Year Application  2012/10/09
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be Year 2000 ..

Bill Gates's Bab  2012/10/09
For the first time in, oh, a decade, I think, something from Microsoft shipped on time: Je..

Microsoft Tech Joins The Army  2012/10/09
One of Microsoft's finest techs was sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given so..

For the first bug of  2012/10/09
For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can do it again. For the ..

Downturn in the Stoc  2012/10/09
Telltale signs of a downturn in the Stockmarket...=> NASDAQ seen in waterfront dive gettin..

Microsoft vs. Halter Top  2012/10/09
What does Microsoft and a halter top have in common?Both offer very little support...

Password  2012/10/09
A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he..

You Have Been Online For...  2012/10/09
You have been online for 46 minutes. Do you want to stayon-line? Please respond within 10 ..

Programmers  2012/10/09
At a recent speech to hundreds of university professors, Bill Gates said it’s puzzlin..

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