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Dear Help Desk  2012/10/01
Dear Help Desk, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 andnoticed that the..

Computers Acronyms  2012/10/01
Computer Acronyms and what they really mean: PCMCIA -- People Can't Memorize Computer..

Microsoft Thanksgiving  2012/10/01
'Still, there are some things a big company can do that a small band of programmers could ..

Top 10 causes of death at the computer  2012/10/01
10.) CD's were used for a game of frisbee and were found to be too sharp for this purpose...

Over worked  2012/10/01
For a couple of years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine , too muc..

Switched Inputs  2012/10/01
For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers we..

Car Problems  2012/10/01
There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, achemical engineer and a Micro..

Wat do you call a Boomarang which when u throw...  2012/10/01
Wat do you call a Boomarang which when u throw it it wont come back..?? A Stick!!..

Lessons from Comp 4  2012/10/01
I recently finished up teaching Comp 4, the computer literacy course here at UNC, during a..

I was having trouble with  2012/10/01
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Alex, the computer guy, to come over. A..

GM -vs.- Microsoft  2012/10/01
Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors. 'If automotive technology h..

A play on Computer Lingo.  2012/10/01
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press..

BBS commandments  2012/10/01
The 25 bbs commandments: 1 Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. 2..

Computer Pranks  2012/10/01
1.) THE PRINTER SHREDDER: This simple device can be added on to any printer, and will shre..

Signs You are an Internet Geek  2012/10/01
Top Ten Signs You are an Internet Geek...10. When filling out your driver's license applic..

Half A Job  2012/10/01
"This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half ofyour job for you." Studying ..

New virus's  2012/10/01
DANGER: new viruses discovered!: Turner Virus : When you attempt to play any sound file, i..

Lee Iacocca with Count Dracula  2012/10/01
What do you get when you cross Lee Iacocca with Count Dracula?autoexec.bat..

Why Date Engineers  2012/10/01
10. The world does revolve around us ... we pick the coordinate system9. You can discover ..

If a computer beeps  2012/10/01
*File Description: If a Computer Beeps and There is No One Around...* An *actual* bug repo..

Microsoft Christmas  2012/10/01
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the houseNot a creature was stirring, e..

It's an Internet World  2012/10/01
A teacher asked one of her pupils, 'What's the nation's capital?' The reply was, 'Washingt..

Wanna Make $$$ Fast?  2012/09/30
Are you interested in making $$$$ fast?Here's an incredibly simple way to do it, and t..

Pope has email  2012/09/30
The Vatican has unveiled a email address for the new Pope. In related news, the Pope has r..

Computer Programming  2012/09/30
Jesus and Satan were having an argument as to who was the better programmer. This went on ..

Humor  2012/09/30
Air Force One, the jet that carries the President, was on it's way to a summit meeting in ..

Twas the night before crisis  2012/09/30
Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even ..

Billy goes to camp  2012/09/30
Billy's Mom's LettersThe following appeared in a computer magazine in Mr. Dvorak's column:..

Two programmers see  2012/09/30
Two programmers were walking along the street. They saw a beautiful blonde not far away an..

Happily Addicted to the Web  2012/09/30
Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland"Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',From my mouth, dr..

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