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this is funny  2012/09/30
There were 3 men, a chiness japenesse and an american. They allwent flying in an airplane..

The Programmer's Drinking Song  2012/09/30
99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,fix one bug, compile it again,101 little bu..

Bill's wedding night  2012/09/30
Right after the wedding, in bed, in a fancy hotel, Mr. and Mrs. Bill Gates decided to name..

Expensive Parrots  2012/09/30
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop ownerpoints to three identical birds ..

How the Internet Began  2012/09/30
Historical Interpetation on how the computer and the Internetbegan.An old, bearded shepher..

High Tech Terms  2012/09/30
DilbertedTo be exploited and oppressed by your boss. Derived from theexperiences of Dilber..

Help Desk  2012/09/30
1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" beca..

Technical Cars  2012/09/30
Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors. "If automotive technology h..

Bad Day at Technical Support  2012/09/30
Tech Support: "OK Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brin..

Fraternity Prank by Microsoft Backfires  2012/09/30
Netscape employees found a gigantic blue stage prop in the shape of an 'e' in front of t..

Christmas video  2012/09/30
My friend at school made a video:His mom walked into his room with some wrapping paper and..

If cars were *really* like computers  2012/09/30
Subject: If cars were *really* like computersWhat if cars really were like computers? You..

True story from the WordPerfect helpline!  2012/09/30
This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless, to say the helpdesk employee..

Tennis  2012/09/30
Why can't cmputers play tennis?They try to surf the net...

Glossary  2012/09/30
Software Engineering Glossary of Product Terminology:NEW: Different colors from previous ..

Is Windows A Virus?  2012/09/30
Is Windows A Virus? No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:1. They replicate q..

Shift Key FAQ  2012/09/29
Q. My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real* shift keys are loca..

Jay Leno Jokes!  2012/09/29
Jay Leno Jokes from the Tonight Show...Pharmaceutical companies that make birth control pi..

Haiku  2012/09/29
Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred...

You and Your Computer  2012/09/29
You know it is time to reassess your relationship with your computer when.... 1. You wake ..

If Microsoft Ran a Restaurant  2012/09/29
(G)uest: Waiter! (W)aider: Hello, my name is Bill and I will be your server tonight. You s..

Lucky in Love (and the virus)  2012/09/29
Around the office, many people are declaring themselves "lucky in love," having received d..

Shakespearian Computer Story  2012/09/29
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess'd of invisible folly.Wilt thou..

Abbott and Costello and Computers  2012/09/29
In today's world, Abbott and Lou Costello's famous sketch Who's on first? might have turne..

What if Operating Systems Were Airlines  2012/09/29
UNIX AirwaysEveryone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport.The..

Bill Gates Part 355,254  2012/09/29
Allegedly a letter to the Home Economist:SIR:Mr. Gates' arguments may also be applied to t..

Top 20 Programers Excuses  2012/09/29
The Top 20 replies by programmers when their programs do notwork:20. That's weird...19. It..

Power Outage  2012/09/29
A True Story....A friend of mine worked for the local internetcompany as a tech support gu..

What Bill Gates Says and Means  2012/09/29
Gates Says: We will fix any problems with Netscape.He Means: We'll take them out of buisne..

Scottie (Star Trek)  2012/09/29
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie....NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!..

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