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Microsoft Copyright Infringment 2012/09/29 Microsoft (MSFT) has announced a 54 million dollar lawsuit against Tomagotchi maker, Banda.. The Lords Prayer 2012/05/20 A mother was teaching her three-year-old daughter The Lord's Prayer. For several even.. Computer Viruses 2012/05/20 Immediately scan your computer for the following viruses:PAT BUCHANAN VIRUS: Your system w.. MS Word Pinball 2012/05/20 Version 6.0: Open a blank document, and type T3!. Select all threecharacters and press the.. Haiku error messages 2012/05/20 Imagine if, instead of incomprehensible unhelpful geeky text strings, your computer produc.. Bill Gates -- Heaven v.s. Hell 2012/05/20 Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, beingsized up by St. Pet.. Cyber Relationship 2012/09/29 CYBER BREAK UP LETTERDear [insert screen name here] (if that is your real name), I regret .. Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry 2012/09/29 10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We'd all have to switch.. No Smoke 2012/09/29 A guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty. Tech: What's the problem? .. Rob's frog 2012/09/29 A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me,.. Wrong Email Address 2012/09/29 It's wise to remember how easily this wonderful technology can be misused, sometimes unint.. Actual quotes from customers' calls 2012/09/29 * My DOS system got corroded. * I have about 20,000 megabytes on my hard drive. * OK, I ha.. Microsoft Husbands 2012/09/29 Did you hear about the woman who was married to a succession of three Microsoft employees .. If AOL Were a City... 2012/09/29 You'd live in a place where no two people had the same name, and all were H0T 17/f cheerle.. Top 10 signs to join email anonymous 2012/09/29 10. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom, and check your E-mail on the way back to .. Programming vs. The Universe 2012/09/29 Programming is a race between Software Developers (trying to create biggerand better idiot.. There was life before the computer 2012/09/28 An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard .. Bill Gates in Heaven 2012/09/28 Bill Gates goes to Heaven, and St. Peter meets him at the gates. "Welcometo Heaven Bill, y.. It's a Good Thing I Learned C 2012/09/28 It's a good thing I leaned 'C', otherwise I would only be able to program in; BASI, OBOL, .. The 10 Cyber Sex Rules 2012/09/28 1. Before becoming involved in any kind of cybersex, please make sure your spouse, boyfrie.. Happily Addicted to the Web! 2012/09/28 Happily Addicted to the Web(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland") Doorbell rings, I'm n.. On-Line Too Long 2012/09/28 You know you've been on-line too long when...* You start introducing yourself as Jim at ao.. Programmer's drinking song 2012/09/28 99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it again,101 little bu.. Unfortunate email addresses 2012/09/28 Many Universities colleges, and business's tend to strip the last name down to 6 character.. Retractions by the NY Times in 1998 2012/09/28 The Top 13 Retractions Printed by the NY Times in 199813 "Correction: The cookie recipe in.. Robin Hood 2012/09/28 Hollywood is working on a year 2005 version of Robin Hood. In this one, Robin Hood steals .. Apple iDump 2012/09/28 .. Happy99 Virus 2012/09/28 First of all, if you get an email with the program Happy99.exe in it, don't open it --it s.. Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold. 2012/09/28 Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Nor.. The Enterprise/Toilet Paper 2012/09/28 Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They both circle .. Total:
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