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What if Data Were a PC?  2012/09/28
WORF: Captain, there are three Romulan warships uncloaking dead ahead.PICARD: On screen.[T..

Mike Tyson pc  2012/09/28
Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson computer? It has two bytes and no memory. Submitted ..

Bill Gate's dies  2012/09/28
"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven ..

Reflections on Life  2012/09/28
George Carlin's Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves your ..

New Year's Resolutions  2012/09/28
New Year's Resolutions for Internet Junkies...I will try to figure out why I *really* need..

Jesus and Satan as Computer Programmers  2012/09/28
Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a fe..

Missing Items from the Tech Museum  2012/09/28
As most of you know, the new Tech Museum (www.thetech.org) just opened in San Jose and it'..

Y2K Status Report...  2012/09/28
Y2K Status Report... ''Our staff has completed the 3 years of work on time and on budget. ..

Windows Brooklyn Edition  2012/09/28
Dear Consumas:It has come ta our attention dat a coupola copies of the WINDOWS98/BROOKLYN ..

Is there a God?  2012/09/28
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question. They had worked for ..

Confucius Say....  2012/09/27
Confucius say.... Man who fingers girl during her period, often get caught red-ha..

Blond and a computer!  2012/09/27
How can u tell if a blond's been on your computer? There's Tipexon the screen! How can u t..

3 Facts About Computers  2012/09/27
Surfing the net is nothing like surfing, not even if you standon your ironing board.Genera..

Gullibility Virus Spreading over the Internet!  2012/09/27
******************************************************************WARNING, CAUTION, DANGER..

Eyes  2012/09/27
A girl walks in to the store with two black eyes what do you say to hernothing she already..

Computer gender war!  2012/09/27
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English ..

You've been online too long if...  2012/09/27
1. You're upset because an obituary fails to mention the deceased's new E-Mail address.2. ..

Printer profile  2012/09/27
When a guy's printer type began to grow faint, he called a local repair shop where a frien..

Caring for floppy disks  2012/09/27
ORIGAMIArt of paper folding. In order to obtain a nice and effectiveness result, put the f..

Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans  2012/09/27
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Miss..

Technical Spec: Cross Over Cable Diagram  2012/09/27
More and more people are having to make their own Ethernet cables, and the question comes ..

Top Ten Actual E-mail Addresses  2012/09/27
10. Hellen Thomas Eatons (Duke University) - eatonsht@dku.edu 9. Martha Elizibeth Cummins ..

Did you hear about  2012/09/27
Did you hear about the woman who was married to a succession of three Microsoft employees ..

Geek Theology  2012/09/27
In the beginning, God created the bit. And the bit was a zero. On the first day, he toggle..

The Top 14 Other Internet Hoaxes  2012/09/27
14. The DOTCam -- Live webcast of your local Department of Transportation guys actually wo..

The Top 15 Signs Your Online Romance Is Bogus  2012/09/27
15> Keeps suggesting that you demonstrate the depth of your devotion to each other by exch..

Deleting Files  2012/09/27
Whats the difference between MAC, Windows, and UNIX when trying to deletean important file..

Tech Support Stories  2012/09/27
Person: I think our fax machine is out of ink. I just sent a customer a fax and when they ..

Bill's Honeymoon  2012/09/27
I heard that Bill Gates's wedding night was less than blissful for his new bride. She ..

Thoughts From Women...  2012/09/27
Thoughts From Women About Being A WomanThe hardest years in life are those between ten and..

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