Computer jokes

This site contains all latest jokes about Internet and Computers.


Techs to Change a Light Bulb?  2012/09/27
Q: How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Four hundred and se..

Dr. Seuss's Guide to the Internet  2012/09/27
Here's an easy game to play. Here's an easy thing to say. If a packet hits a pocket on a s..

Trouble Shooting?  2012/09/27
One of Microsoft's tech support reps was drafted and sent toboot camp. at the rifle range,..

Idiot + MS Word  2012/09/27
In MS Word, type the following: Who is an idiot?Highlight the phrase and go to your the..

Silicon Valley Mottos  2012/09/26
:Silicon Valley Mottos: - - - - - - - - - - - -W I N N E RWhere quality is Job One-Point-O..

Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines  2012/09/26
10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"9. "Luke, at that speed ..

Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes  2012/09/26
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the disk and corrode the ..

Hi-Tech Conference  2012/09/26
Bill Gates, Andy Grove, & Jerry sanders (CEOs of Microsoft, Intel & AMD) were in a..

Chain Letters  2012/09/26
////THE TYPES OF CHAIN LETTERS//// I bet most of you people out there are plenty tired of ..

AOL Addition Messages  2012/09/26
1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line? Please respond withi..

There were two kids  2012/09/26
There were two kids (both african american) it was halloween night and the two kids the br..

MS-Xmas95  2012/09/26
Twas the night before Christmas95'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the ho..

Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show  2012/09/26
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show, she asks the audien..

Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies  2012/09/26
Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies-------------------------------------1. I am damn unsa..

Real stories of the non-technically inclined  2012/09/26
I worked with an individual who plugged their power strip back into itself and for the lif..

Intel Announces Breast Implant Products  2012/09/26
BEAVERTON, OREGON - Intel Corporation announced a major expansion of its successful 'Inte..

Year 2000 Memo  2012/09/26
Subject: Year 2000 This memo announces the development of a major new softwaresystem.We ar..

Train Tickets & the Engineers  2012/09/26
Three Apple engineers and three Microsoft employees aretraveling by train to a conference...

Top 12 things you don't want to hear from tech support  2012/09/26
Subject: Top 12 things you don't want to hear from tech support12. 'Do you have a sledgeha..

What is on Bill Gates' Mind?  2012/09/26
Microsoft is at it again! All my life, when I read comics, I thought the"zzzz" in those li..

The Upside of Y2K  2012/09/26
From: Automated Payroll Processing Date: January 1, 00 Re: Vacation Pay Dear Valued Employ..

Nothing Better to Do  2012/09/26
For all you people who have been giving the same kind of thesaurus-typejokes:Write: I ackn..

The Broken Machine  2012/09/26
A novice was trying to fix a broken Lisp machine by turning the power off and on. Knight,..

10 signs You are an  2012/09/26
10. When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP address.9. You no ..

Programmer on plane  2012/09/26
A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other on an air plane. The Programm..

Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If...  2012/09/26
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and a NRA sticke..

*Great Writer*  2012/09/26
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great write..

Murphy Laws of Computing  2012/09/26
1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. 2. When you ..

Maxims for the Internet Age  2012/09/25
1. Home is where you hang your @2. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail...

Bill Gates Meets St. Peter  2012/09/25
Bill Gates dies and is up at the pearly gates.St Peter: Well, you've got a choice. Have a ..

Total: 52   << Previous Go to Next >>



The Best Jokes in the World