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You Know You Are Too Serious About Computers... 2012/09/25 1) When you add a third modem to your dedicated phone line.2) When you access Microsoft'.. That darned cup holder 2012/09/25 Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?" Tech Rep: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?" Caller:.. The computer user's reboot poem 2012/09/25 Don't you wish when life is badand things just don't compute,That all we really had to dow.. Crazy Times Virus 2012/09/25 If you receive an email entitled "Crazy Times" delete it immediately. Do not open it! Appa.. Letters from Little Billy 2012/09/25 The following appeared in a computer magazine in Mr. Dvorak'scolumn: Dear Mr. Dvorak: Ann .. Computer Mouse 2012/09/25 This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to allfield engineers about a compu.. Dear Tech Support 2012/09/25 Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a sl.. Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners! 2012/09/25 A girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went ove.. Brooklyn version of Windas 98 2012/09/25 It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Brooklyn version ofWindows 98 may ha.. Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta) 2012/09/25 Redmond, WA -- Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates anno.. The Hunting 2012/09/25 There was this Hawaiian and fillipino man that wanted to learn how to hunt. So they met t.. The Ten Commandments of Email 2012/09/25 Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line.Thou shalt edit any quoted text down .. Quotes about computers, software & things 2012/09/25 Quotes about computers and software and other things 'Unix was not designed to stop peopl.. If Dr. Seuss was a technical writer 2012/09/25 What if Dr. Seuss was a technical writer? Here are several examples of what he may write t.. Icy 2012/09/25 What do you get when you cross a computer with an ice road?A hard drive... Top 10 Signs that You've Overdosed on The World Wide Web 2012/09/25 10. Your opening line is: "So, what's your homepage address?" 9. You see a beautiful sunse.. New Viruses 2012/09/25 Should you receive a document with any of the following viruses, you must immediately open.. You're hooked if... 2012/09/25 It's time to turn your computer off and read a book when....1. You wake up at 3 am to go t.. Newsgroup Damnation 2012/09/25 A woman approached the Pearly Gates, and Saint Peter asked for her social security number... Windows 2000 Errors 2012/09/25 The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the planned Window.. Cinderella and Alan 2012/09/25 Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead Prince, she hap.. Barney and Bill 2012/09/24 Some will say that this is definitive proof that Bill Gates is the devil:CNN: - Microsoft.. Smoking tech support 2012/09/24 After experiencing difficulties with his computer, a poor, incognizant user called the sys.. Alternative Win95 slogans 2012/09/24 Microsoft's ad slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?" Here are alterna.. How The Internet Got Started 2012/09/24 An old, bearded shepherd, with a crooked staff, walks up to a stone pulpit and says . . .A.. America Offline 2012/09/24 [To the tune of "American Pie"] A long, long, time agoI can still remember when I dialed u.. Taking Dweebonics Classes 2012/09/24 TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways to sm.. Tech Support Volume 454,365,987,234 2012/09/24 Computer Illiterate Support Call 'Hello, Support Desk, may I help you?''Yes, well, I'm hav.. Movie Cliches 2012/09/24 Herewith is a compendium of movie clichés, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed form.. I work TS for an ISP 2012/09/24 I work TS for an ISP, here are a few things that drive me nuts: Tech: What is your User Na.. Total:
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