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How to uninstall AOL  2012/09/24
Joke - How to uninstall AOL.Follow these steps precisely, and proceed to the next step onl..

Assembler Mnemonics (really techie)  2012/09/24
Assembler programs are written with short abbreviations called MNEMONICS, in other words i..

Dear Abby  2012/09/24
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q: Dea..

How Things Get Done at Microsoft  2012/09/24
Q: How many Microsoft programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None, that's th..

Rush Limbaugh  2012/09/24
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and k..

Car break trouble  2012/09/24
A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeti..

Costello: Hey, Abbott!  2012/09/24
Costello: Hey, Abbott!Abbot: Yes, Lou?Costello: I just got my first computer.Abbot: That's..

If Dr. Seuss were a Technical Writer  2012/09/24
Here's an easy game to play. Here's an easy thing to say.If a packet hits a pocket on a so..

Cybersex  2012/09/24
Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?Sweetheart: I am wearing an expensive r..

Intel Inside  2012/09/24
Q: What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums? ..

Some cute want-ads!  2012/09/24
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB..

Technology Has Taken Over Your Life  2012/09/24
1. Your stationery is more cluttered than Warren Beatty's address book. The letterhead lis..

Computer Geek and his Wife  2012/09/24
Warning to ALL women:Husband : (Returning late form work) "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logg..

58 Actual Newspaper Headlines  2012/09/24
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines(collected by journalists)1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Cras..

Read The Manual Please!  2012/09/24
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an ex..

Computer Camp  2012/09/23
Dear Mr. Johnson:Ann Landers wouldn't print this. I have nowhere else to turn. I have to g..

3 Inch  2012/09/23
Why is a woman different from a PC?A woman won't accept a 3" floppy.Submitted by CalamjoEd..

Computer Support Pro  2012/09/23
COMPUTER PROBLEM REPORT FORM:1. Describe your problem: __________________________________..

Making Toast  2012/09/23
If IBM made toasters... They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to be sub..

Defective Cup Holder  2012/09/23
A computer manufacture called some of their clients to ask about how much they are satisfi..

Car Vs Computer  2012/09/23
Bill Gates wanted to look good and impress everyone with his success. He decided to measur..

Internet Junkie Warning Signs  2012/09/23
You know it's time to turn your computer off and read a bookwhen...1. A friend calls and s..

Got No Ears  2012/09/23
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But the only permanent..

Actual calls to technical support  2012/09/23
Computer novices may feel like they're alone these days, but some of the following calls t..

The Perfect Match  2012/09/23
A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: "I want acompanion who is smal..

Michal jackson and santa claus  2012/09/23
how is michal jackson and santa claus the same little boys sit on their lap.how are they d..

Top Ten Signs You Might be a Sysadmin  2012/09/23
10. You see a bumper sticker that says "Users are Losers" and you have no idea it is refer..

Helicopter  2012/09/23
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all o..

The Man Sun Tanning  2012/09/23
There was a man reading a newspaper and sun tanning on thebeach, in the nude. Then he saw ..

Found in the Dogbert's New Ruling Class Newsletter  2012/09/23
by Scott Adams I work in tech support. An end-user called and reported, "My computer is ma..

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