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Restaurant Owned by Microsoft  2012/09/23
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support.Waiter: What seems to..

Gates Vs GM  2012/09/23
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry w..

Computer scientist  2012/09/23
A computer scientist died and of course was immediately sent to hell. As he gloomily enter..

AOL/TW Merger.  2012/09/23
Due to the recent merger of AOL and Time Warner, AOL members can soon expect the following..

The Top 15 Computer Nerd Alcoholic Beverages  2012/09/23
15> Pasty White Russian14> ASCII Sour13> Seagram's Seven of Nine12> Harvey Cod..

Changing a Light Bulb  2012/09/23
Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?A: 1,331:1 ..

Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie  2012/09/23
The judge said to Mickey "I can not grant you a divorce from Minney, there is no evidence ..

To Computer: Is there a God?  2012/09/23
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for m..

A Letter From Barbie  2012/09/23
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,List..

Would you define OCR?  2012/09/22
OCR - Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert th..

Snapple  2012/09/22
Bill Gates to his broker:"You bought a $150 million of WHAT?!?!? I said SNAPPLE!!!!"..

Re-Engineering the Work Approach  2012/09/22
Postulate 1: Knowledge is power.Postulate 2: Time is money.Starting with: Work---------- =..

Tough Quiz  2012/09/22
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY..

TOP TEN REASONS WHY COREL LOST $32 MILLION (fwd)  2012/09/22
TOP TEN REASONS WHY COREL LOST $32 MILLION'Analysts say the discrepancy resulted from a la..

Internet Addict  2012/09/22
1. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.2. You step out of your room and real..

One Wish Please  2012/09/22
A man was walking down the beach when he found a bottle. He picks up the bottle, and a gen..

99 little bugs in the code...  2012/09/22
99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,fix one bug, compile it again,101 little bu..

58 Newspaper Headlines  2012/09/22
1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jayw..

Modem or Women?!  2012/09/22
A woman, impatiently waiting for her husband to get off the computer asksin a frenzy of ma..

Flamer Form  2012/09/22
Are you a flamer? This handy dandy form will save you some time in writingyour flame to th..

Let me through!  2012/09/22
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large crowd gathered.A newsp..

Calling Technical Support  2012/09/22
Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ri..

Bill Gates Joke 1  2012/09/22
Why does Bill Gates drive a car with 1 wheel?Because he prefers a Hard-Drive!..

Warning! Warning!  2012/09/22
If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it immediately. Do not open it. Appare..

Cup Holder  2012/09/22
Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?"Tech Rep: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"Caller:..

Jack And Jill  2012/09/22
Jack and Jill have been married for many years they have gone upand tumbled down that very..

In the Beginning  2012/09/22
In the beginning, there was nothing but Apple. And the PC was without form and void, and t..

Need Directions..  2012/09/22
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realises he is lost. He reduces height and spots ..

How to Please Your I.T. Department  2012/09/22
01. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ..

Programmers rule over hardware-people  2012/09/22
How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?None, that's a hardware p..

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