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Six Bad Days  2012/09/22
1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska wa..

101 uses for AOL disks  2012/09/22
It's a simple feat to format and reuse AOL disks...but with a little imagination, a truly ..

Computer Problem  2012/09/22
The gigantic computer took up a whole wall, dwarfing the two mathematicians standing befor..

Oh Boy...more warning signs!  2012/09/21
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: "Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place"(why...

You Are A Geek If...  2012/09/21
How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your car cost $500.00..

Gates & Lightbulb  2012/09/21
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb??A: None. He just calls a me..

Smartest Man  2012/09/21
In a small aeroplane there were four people: the pilot, thePope, Bill Gates and a hitchhik..

The Day the Service Died  2012/09/21
"The Day The Service Died" Sung to the tune of "American Pie" A long, long time ago, I can..

End of the World Reports  2012/09/21
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE'RE DEADThe Wal..

The AOL Car  2012/09/21
1. The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a 200 MPH speedometer. 2. The AOL..

If AOL were a City  2012/09/21
- You'd live in a place where no two people had the same name, and all were h0t 17/f cheer..

A programmer comes to  2012/09/21
A programmer comes to a piano-player to have a look at his new grand piano, walks around, ..

Release Date  2012/09/21
REDMOND, WA (API) --- MICROSOFT (MSFT) announced today that the official release date for ..

Helicopters and Microsoft  2012/09/21
A helicopter was flying around Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled al..

Humorous Technical Stuff  2012/09/21
Customer: "Your sound card is defective and I want a new one." Tech Support: "What seems t..

If Dr. Suess wrote about Computer Users  2012/09/21
Tech: "I think I know from where your problems stem. Would you, could you, RTFM?" User: "I..

Mailbox  2012/09/21
A man was in his front yard mowing his grass when his attractiveblonde neighbor came out o..

Induhviduals  2012/09/21
Office Pranks on Induhviduals-----------------------------My favorite prank report from th..

Microsoft Advertisin  2012/09/21
After first seeing Microsoft's slogan for its upcoming Windows XP operating system, &q..

Time to turn off the computer when...  2012/09/21
It's time to turn off your computer when......you wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom, b..

If Restaurants  2012/09/21
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What s..

Stranded  2012/09/21
Ed finally decides to take a vacation. He books himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeds..

Tell me a Story!  2012/09/21
A reporter goes way up into the hills of West Virginia to write an article about the area...

Dairy queen--whopper  2012/09/21
How did the dairy queen get pregnant?The burger king showed her his whopper!!!..

Star Wars Vs Star Trek  2012/09/21
TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE STAR WARS CHARACTERS WOULD KICK BUTT IN THE STAR TREK UNIVERSE10) ..

Computer Illiteracy  2012/09/21
1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" becau..

Computerized Payroll (Y2K)  2012/09/21
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that y..

How to Crash the Internet  2012/09/20
If you send this message off to 20 people within the next 4 days, and each of them send th..

Dr. Seuss  2012/09/20
What If Dr. Seuss was a Technical Writer? Here's an easy game to play. Here's an easy thin..

Micheal jackson and micdonolds  2012/09/20
wat do micdonalds and micheal jackson hav in commmon,they both stick there 46 year old mea..

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