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Tech Support at an ISP  2012/09/20
I work at an ISP doing tech support. The most common question I get arefrom "hillbilly" ca..

The Forrest Gump Connection!  2012/09/20
Forrest Gump - Life is like a Box of chocolates...Forrest Dahmer - People are like a box o..

West Texas Guide to Computer Lingo  2012/09/20
"Hard Drive" - Trying to climp a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer..

Computer Acronyms  2012/09/20
PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does ..

HUMOROUS QUOTE: Rolls Royce  2012/09/20
If the automobile had followed the same development as the computer, a Rolls-Royce woul..

"You've Got Mail"  2012/09/20
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his neighbor, a blonde, ..

Microsoft support  2012/09/20
A Microsoft support man goes to a firing range. He shoots 10 bullets at the target 50m awa..

Ideal Computer Problem Report Form  2012/09/20
In order to streamline the handling of problems within the system. Please fill out the fol..

Computer Terms  2012/09/20
486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't a..

Switched cocks  2012/09/20
While the bar patron savored a double martini, an attractive women sat down next to him. T..

12 Bugs of Christmas  2012/09/20
For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can do it again.---------..

Save My Son!  2012/09/20
Dear Mr. Johnson:Ann Landers wouldn't print this. I have nowhere else to turn. I have ..

Year 2000 Diddy  2012/09/20
Sung to the tune of "Gilligan's Island": Just sit right back and you'll hear a taleOf the ..

Martha  2012/09/20
What kind of music does Martha Stewart listen to? Saran Wrap!..

You Know You're a Programmer  2012/09/20
You Know You're a Programmer When ...When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is ..

Bill Gates In Hell  2012/09/20
Bill Gates dies and goes to Hell. Satan greets him and says, "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've bee..

Dear Agony Aunt...  2012/09/20
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced to death..

Power of the Internet  2012/09/20
Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?A: 1,331 1 ..

Tomato Millionaire  2012/09/20
An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor. The manager there a..

New Computer Virus  2012/09/19
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It's called the "Lorena Bobbit Virus".Apparently..

Software Demo  2012/09/19
Speech Recognition Software DemoAt a recent Sacramento PC User's Group meeting, a company ..

Answering Machine Messages  2012/09/19
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International I..

Advice for Idiots  2012/09/19
An actual tip from page 16 of the HP "Environmental,Health & Safety Handbook for Empl..

Programming Contest: Jesus vs. Satan  2012/09/19
Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the betterprogrammer. This goes on for a few..

God's Tech Support  2012/09/19
'There is an upgrade path from the Old to the New Testament, but it's difficult and unsupp..

The Fruits of Technology - 1  2012/09/18
An Orange has more power than your new Macintosh.- Alex Gill..

INTER OFFICE  2012/09/18
INTER OFFICE MEMORANDUMSUBJECT: Solution to Y2K Problem Factory Networks is pleased to ann..

Top 10 Rejected Kid's Video Games  2012/09/18
"Mommy, mommy! look at all those $2 video games at the back ofK-Mart! Can you get me some?..

Famous Quotes  2012/09/18
Ah, yes divorce...from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wall..

Why E-Mail is Like a Male Reproductive Organ  2012/09/18
:Top 10 Reasons Why E-Mail is Like a Male Reproductive Organ: ------------------------..

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