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Tech line  2012/09/18
The prime minister of India was at the White House. One embarrassing moment was when Presi..

How It All Began...  2012/09/17
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com, did take unto..

Addicted to AOL!  2012/09/17
1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line? Please respond withi..

Never Piss Off the Sysadmin  2012/09/17
Actual letter of resignation from an employee at Zantex Computers, USA, toher boss, who ap..

Tech Support Fun  2012/09/17
A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. The tech asked her if ..

Installing XP  2012/09/17
YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO INSTALL WINDOWS XP, ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO CONTINUE?Yes.ARE YOU R..

Email Like Penis  2012/09/17
WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE A PENISSome folks have it, some don't. Those who have it would be devas..

Semeiotic Chain Mail  2012/09/16
Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare anddeadly diseases, poor scores..

Technical Stupidity Sightings  2012/09/16
Sighting #1: I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and my roommat..

Software development cycle  2012/09/16
1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are foun..

IBM  2012/09/16
Lady goes to her gynecologist for pre-marital exam. Doc says, WOW! This is your fourth mar..

Relationship Tech Support  2012/09/16
Dear Technical Support:I'm currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and I'vebeen..

Eunichs  2012/09/10
A lady on the airplane strikes up a conversation with the fellow sitting in the next seat,..

Volcano  2012/09/10
Change the text in your 3D Text screensaver to "volcano" (without thequotes) and your scre..

Name A Fawn...  2012/09/10
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds, and the new TV season..

Caveman Tech Support  2012/09/09
The tech support problem dates back to long before the industrial revolution, when primiti..

computerese poem  2012/09/09
!* #^`$$-!*=@$_%*~#4&[]../|{,,SYSTEM HALTEDTo read out loud...:Waka waka bang splat ..

Web addict  2012/09/09
1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to, ..

Technology for Country Folk  2012/09/09
1. LOG ON: Makin a wood stove hotter. 2. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood. 3. MONITOR: Keep..

The PDP  2012/09/09
In the days when Sussman was a novice Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP..

An Engineer and a Programmer  2012/09/09
A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Ange..

YtoK Problem Solved!  2012/09/09
Y-to-K Date Change Project Status Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time a..

GOLFERS  2012/09/09
two businessmen are standing on the tee at an exclusive golfclub.suddenly the first guy st..

Get shocked when connected to Internet  2012/09/09
This is a true story from a place where I used to work...A man called in to tech support f..

The Top 15 Signs Your Website Was Hacked by Dumb Guys  2012/09/09
15> They brag about stealing all the software off your site, www.freeware.com.14> "F..

Computers are male  2012/09/09
10 Reasons why computers are male.10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 9. A..

Interview with a Pirate!  2012/09/09
The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking for jui..

Click for Support  2012/09/09
Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."Customer: "Ok."Tech Support:..

I Just Knew I Was In Big Trouble At Work When..  2012/09/09
...the new policy on sexual harassment included a photo of me. ...the Security guard made ..

Alternatives to Win95  2012/09/09
Microsoft's ad slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?" Now that Windows..

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