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Help me...I'm hooked!  2012/09/09
Is there a 12 step, support group, or such?For those of us folks who chat on line too much..

Bill Gates joke 3  2012/09/09
Why did Bill Gates kill his sheep?Because he wanted to upgrade his R.A.M!..

MS Word--I'd like to see Bill Gates dead  2012/09/09
In MS Word, type the following: I'd like to see Bill Gates deadHighlight the phrase and ..

SciFi Answerphone Me  2012/09/09
STAR TREK / STAR WARS ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGESBridge, Kirk here.Starship Enterprise, Uhu..

Pinocchio Kidnapped!  2012/09/09
Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled fr..

Technological Doctor  2012/09/09
One day, a man complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, guess I should see a doct..

Quiz Show  2012/09/09
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show, where you have to answer questi..

Little Red Riding Hood  2012/09/09
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched d..

The Top 15 Bad Things About Having Your Life Broadcast on the Internet  2012/09/08
15. Women write in to reassure you that it's no big deal and that it happens to lots of me..

Tech Support questions  2012/09/08
These are actual calls to Tech support help desks A woman called the Canon help desk with ..

Computer Virus List 3  2012/09/08
X-files virus:All your Icons start shape shifting Spice Girl virus:Has no real function, b..

Cybersex Discussion  2012/09/08
Online computer users often engage in cyber sex. However, one of the two cyber-surfers in ..

Least Popular Porn Websites  2012/09/08
www.beergut-chicks.comwww.fully-clothed-middle-aged-housewives-doing-laundry.comwww.36-24-..

Billy's Letters  2012/09/08
The following appeared in a computer magazine in Mr. Dvorak's column (according with the o..

Microsoft's Latest Acquisition  2012/09/08
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEMicrosoft Addresses Justice Department AccusationsREDMOND, Wash. - Ju..

Error Messages  2012/09/08
Microsoft is trying to add some humor to its error messages in Windows 2000 and up. Here a..

Networkologists Nightmare  2012/09/08
Networkologists Nightmareby Timothy HaightTis the night before Christmas," I thought with ..

Where am I?  2012/09/08
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disa..

Scientist  2012/09/08
What do you call a computer scientist? It doesn't matter what you call him. He's t..

Mailing list users changing light bulbs  2012/09/08
Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Exactly ..

Unintentional MS Humor: [This really happened]  2012/09/08
Editor's note: I usually say, "take it with a grain of salt" but I verified this with the ..

Microsoft bathroom humor...  2012/09/08
The following were found scribbled into the stall wall at Microsoft, courtesy of MAD magaz..

Bill Clinton in Microsoft Word  2012/09/08
In Microsoft Word type in "Bill Clinton" (without the quotes) and thenpress shift+F7.Maybe..

WARNING: New Virus Alert!  2012/09/08
*** VIRUS ALERT *** If you receive an email entitled "Fighting Canaries," delete it immedi..

Hooker with a Systems Engineer  2012/09/08
Q: What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A: A fuckin know-it-al..

Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.  2012/09/08
ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been busy---..

a lawler and a women  2012/09/08
One day a lawyer and a girl were flying on a airplane Then thelawyer asks her if she want..

Top 10 Actual Email Addresses  2012/09/08
Many colleges and business's tend to strip the last name down to 6characters and add the f..

Mac and Light bulbs  2012/09/08
How many Macintosh users does it take to screw in a light bulb? Mac users don't screw, the..

P-mail  2012/09/08
My wife and I were watching a show on The Learning Channel titled, "A Dog's World." One se..

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