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Where would you go?  2012/09/08
There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson, Cindy Crawfor..

10 signs You are an Internet Geek  2012/09/07
10. When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP address.9. You no ..

Y2K Ballad  2012/09/07
Y2K Ballad (sing to the tune of ''Gilligan's Island'') Just sit right back and you'll hear..

Top 10: the Redneck and the Computer  2012/09/07
Ten ways to tell if a redneck has been working on a computer10. Your monitor is found up o..

Microsofties  2012/09/07
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to release a be..

Can't Argue With That Logic  2012/09/07
A computer salesman, a hardware engineer, and a software engineer aredriving in a car toge..

3 times a virgin.  2012/09/07
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her how that co..

'Microsoft'  2012/09/07
It was only after their marriage, that Bill Gates' wife found out why thecompany was calle..

Alternative Lyrics : Something  2012/09/07
Something Something in the way it fails, Defies the algorithm's logic! Something in ..

Top Ten (Almost) Actual E-mail Addresses  2012/09/07
10. Hellen Thomas Eatons (Duke University) eatonsht@dku.edu 9. Martha Elizibeth Cummins (F..

Computer Sayings  2012/09/07
1. Home is where you hang your @2. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail...

MS-Condom  2012/09/07
When the Software industry had badly gone down, three softwaregiants Sun Micro, SCO (UNIX)..

A farmer ordered a high-tech  2012/09/07
A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. It happened that the equipment arrived when ..

Changing lite bulbs  2012/09/07
Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Exactly ..

Computer prices  2012/09/07
A woman was shopping in a computer discount store. She was looking for a bargain in a sub-..

A SMART COMPUTER  2012/09/07
YO COMPUTER IS SO SMART THAT IT FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK BEFORE YOU WHEN YOU TAKE 5 HOURS HE O..

Dream job  2012/09/07
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young programmer..

Boss  2012/09/07
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looki..

Why I don't answer my email  2012/09/07
10. The dog chewed through my monitor cable and now I can't read my e-mail.9. I type with ..

Girlfriend Upgrades  2012/09/07
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name: F..

Tech Support for Etch-A-Sketch  2012/09/07
Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has a distorted display. What should I do? A: Pick it up and shake it...

Win2K/Y2K  2012/09/07
Microsoft recently announced that the upcoming release 5.0 of Windows NT will be renamed '..

The Name Game  2012/09/07
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she'd be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny B..

Bill Gates dies and  2012/09/07
Bill Gates dies and goes to hell. Satan greets him: ''Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waitin..

The Legacy Of Michael Jordan  2012/09/06
Michael Jordan used to make over $300,000 a game: $10,000 aminute assuming he averaged abo..

Safety Advisor  2012/09/06
A man walked up to a safety advisor and said, "My eyes hurt fromusing the computer." The s..

What's The Sex Of The Computer?  2012/09/06
A language instructor was explaining to her class that in French, nouns unlike their Engli..

End Of The World  2012/09/06
END OF THE WORLD NOTIFICATION:When the end of the world arrives, how will the media report..

Computer Terminology  2012/09/06
486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't a..

Murphy's Technology Laws  2012/09/06
Murphy's Technology Law #1: You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the ..

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