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Aaaaa  2012/09/06
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Windows really doesnt WANT to work  2012/09/06
When I printed some pictures off of my digital camera, my computer gave me the following E..

Get off the computer  2012/09/06
You've been on a computer to long when you:1. Double click on a floor button in an elevato..

Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs  2012/09/06
YESTERDAY---------------Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database ..

My New PDA  2012/09/06
My husband, his best friend, and I were out to lunch the other day when his friend pulled ..

Bill Gates at the pearly gates!  2012/09/06
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up by God.....

Signs That Technology Has Taken Over Your Life  2012/09/06
1.Your stationery is more cluttered than Warren Beatty's address book. The letterhead list..

Top10 New Summer Camps!  2012/09/06
Top 10 Summer Camps you should not send your kids to:10. Tommy Lee's---------- Camp Kickac..

If Microsoft made cars...  2012/09/06
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared thecomputer industry wi..

Excuses for playing  2012/09/06
DOOM EXCUSES What to tell your boss when: ..

PC Support  2012/09/06
Tech Support hotlines are not easy work, you get calls from all sorts of idiotic users tha..

Clothes Off  2012/09/06
Type "I'll take my clothes off" in MS Word, then click on thesaurus...

Error Haikus  2012/09/06
For those who don't know - Haiku = 17 syllable 3 part Japanese poemImagine if your compute..

Abbott & Costello - Computers  2012/09/06
ABBOTT: Fry's Electronics. Can I help you?COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up a home office i..

Star Wars Update Changes  2012/09/06
Top Ten Changes to the new Star Wars update#10 Tie fighters replaced with black UN helicop..

Bill Gates  2012/09/06
Q:what is the difference between Bill Gates and a viberator?A:a viberator is an artificial..

Just to Make Cybersex More Realistic  2012/09/06
Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like? Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk bl..

When big hands touch the little hands...  2012/09/06
Q: When does Micheal Jackson go to bed?A: When the big hands touch the little hands...

Grocery bag and MJ  2012/09/05
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?Well, one is white, made ..

Pentium 586  2012/09/05
Q: Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586? A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the..

Computer Literacy  2012/09/05
So you think you're computer-illiterate ? 1. Compaq is considering changing the command "P..

Computers: Male or Female?  2012/09/05
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English ..

Airlines running operating systems  2012/09/05
Here is a basic descriptions of what may happen if an airplane had a specific operating sy..

Space Race  2012/09/05
During the heat of the space race in the 1960's, the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space ..

GM vs Microsoft  2012/09/05
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared thecomputer industry wi..

Contraceptive 98  2012/09/05
Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating every aspect of American li..

Naked  2012/09/05
Type "I'd love to see you naked" in MS Word, then click thesaurus...

Rodney Dangerfield's Best One-Liners!  2012/09/05
RODNEY DANGERFIELD'S BEST ONE-LINERSI was so poor growing up...If I wasn't born a boy..I'd..

Help stories from Tech Support  2012/09/05
Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" because of the flood of calls a..

Spell Checker  2012/09/05
Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt plainly marques four my revueMiss st..

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