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Y-to-K Date Change Project Status  2012/09/05
"Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget. Wehave gone through ..

Too much of the 90's!  2012/09/05
Signs you've had too much of the 90's! You try to enter your password on the microwave.You..

Why email is like a  2012/09/05
10. Those who have it would be devastated if it was ever cut off.9. Those who have it thin..

Operating systems as beers  2012/09/05
VMS Beer -- Requires minimal user interaction, except for popping the top and sipping. How..

Girlfriend 1.0 Upgrades  2012/09/05
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fian..

Are you an Internet Junky?  2012/09/05
This quiz is dedicated to all of those people who find themselves constantly roaming the n..

Y2K Potential POSITIVE side effect  2012/09/05
Re: Vacation Pay Date: January 5, 2000Dear Valued Employee:Our records indicate that you h..

The "real story" of the three bears..  2012/09/05
It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just waking up.Baby Bear go..

Microsoft 2000  2012/09/05
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Win..

Modem Addiction  2012/09/05
"Did you know that last month's (expletive) phone bill is over $450?" my wife scolded me i..

Husband that Works at Microsoft  2012/09/05
Three women are sitting in a bar talking about their love lives. The first one says, "My h..

Computer Virus List 1  2012/09/04
Ellen Degeneres virus:Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC Monica Lewinsky virus:Sucks all ..

Alabama's Windows XP  2012/09/04
Windows XP may have accidentally been shipped outside Alabama. If you have one of the Alab..

The top ten signs that someone is using your e-mail account  2012/09/04
10. "Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?"9. One Secret ..

Microsoft to buy the U.S. Government  2012/09/04
REDMOND, Wash. - Oct. 21, 1997 -- In direct response to accusations made by the Department..

Troubleshooting Your New Stereo  2012/09/04
P. Harris Problem Probable Cause Remedy--------------------..

Top Ten Reasons Why AOL Raised its Rates  2012/09/04
Sure, AOL is a money machine. But even the online giant needs an extra boost to the bottom..

Clean Your Mouse  2012/09/04
How to clean your mouse...This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all fi..

Microsoft Building  2012/09/04
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disa..

Computer Superhero  2012/09/04
What do you call a computer superhero?A screen saver...

What the Year 2000 Could be Like  2012/09/04
Your alarm clock rings on the first business day of the Year 2000, and you expect this day..

The Top 16 Signs the Call Center Employee You're Dealing With Is Overseas  2012/09/04
16> Rather than reboot your PC to fix the problem, she suggests you sacrifice a chicken.15..

Computers Must Be Male  2012/09/04
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.2...

Net Addict  2012/09/04
You know you are addicted to the Internet when... You kiss your girlfriend's home page. Yo..

MS Word: I Have to Take a Dump  2012/09/04
In MS Word type "I have to take a dump" (sans quotes) and go to thethesarus (shift-F7)...

The Top 14 Surprises in "You've Got Mail"  2012/09/04
14. Tom's love "poems" consist entirely of references to Star Trek, Dr. Who, and Dungeons ..

Microsoft to the Rescue  2012/09/04
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disa..

The ULTIMATE Email Quiz  2012/09/04
The ULTIMATE Email Quiz-----------------------I know we have done these before, but this r..

Toaster Makers?  2012/09/04
* If Oracle made toasters... They'd claim their toaster was compatible with all brands and..

Real quotes from real people!  2012/09/03
"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't s..

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